Spearhead from Space by Robert Holmes (1970)

The Shock of the new? Change and Spearhead from Space

It is easy to assume that ‘Spearhead from Space’ came as a huge shock to existing viewers of the show in January 1970. It also fits perfectly into a narrative when writing about ‘Doctor Who’ in a marathon context, since the change of Doctor, format and the move into colour coincides perfectly with the end of the 60’s and the very beginning of the 1970’s. Even then it’s just too perfect in that it is just the 3rd of January, 3 days into the 70’s when ‘Spearhead’ airs.

It’s too perfect, too neat though isn’t it? I get a bit suspicious when things line up too perfectly like that. Is it just an assumption that is easy to make and rarely challenged? I mean watch ‘The War Games’ back to back with ‘Spearhead’, which I’ve done many times and the changes are huge snd quite startling. Even from the start, a new title sequence in bright primary bursts onto the screen – screaming we are all new and in colour now! This is the first time the titles had changed with a new Doctor as well – Troughton’s new sequence didn’t debut until ‘The Macra Terror’. We have a very different Doctor and ostensibly ‘assistant’ as well and a format based around a team – UNIT and Earth-bound stories. However, whilst it is an entirely valid point of view from a certain perspective (i.e. viewing it today in a marathon type context), it isn’t quite so clear cut when you look at things from the perspective of a viewer in January 1970. I thought that might be interesting to explore a bit further.

1969 and all that

One of the main things that I often see with regard to ‘Spearhead from Space’ is that it is the moment that the show bursts into the 1970’s in colour. Of course, that is true, it was made in colour, broadcast in colour and first broadcast in early 1970. So, all of those things are true. At the same time, it really isn’t quite the case. It aired in January 1970, that is true. However, it was written and shot in 1969 for a start – on location in September 1969 and in studio in October of that year. It is shot on film and in colour, true. However, cleaned up in all its pristine glory, it looks more like a Steed & Mrs Peel era Avengers episode, which aired in 1967. And of course, virtually no one watched it in colour at the time. In fact, if you want to see it the way most people experienced it in early January 1970, then eschew the frankly astonishing Blu-ray version and watch the old VHS, with the colour turned down. If you do that, well it looks rather like its’ season 6 sister production from 1968 ‘The Invasion’. There are also a number of other similarities to that production – the location for the battle sequences, Nicholas Courtney, the UNIT uniforms, the invasion sequences in the city streets and some of the shooting style in particular.

If ‘Spearhead’ has become shorthand for ‘it’ s the 1970’s now’ it is similar in the way that The Beatles splitting up marked the end of the 1960’s. Well, it does in one way – they last recorded together in August 1969. It wasn’t until McCartney announced he was leaving in April 1970 that it was publicly recognized. The legal process went on until 1974. ‘Let it Be’ was released in May 1970. It was still a product of the 60’s though. ‘Spearhead from Space’ straddles the two decades in a similar way to ITC productions like ‘Departments S’ or ‘Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)’ – which feel both end of 60’s and early 70’s simultaneously. I will talk separately about the influences on this story, but they are largely from the 1950’s, with a splash of late 60’s ITC action. I could probably just about sustain an argument that 1970’s ‘Doctor Who’ proper starts with the sequel to this story – ‘Terror of the Autons’, the full early 70’s UNIT lineup, the Barry Letts primary colours and overuse of the miracle that was CSO. As usual it isn’t black and white, rather a transition, albeit one that looks rather startling at first glance.

A Question of colour

So, we now watch the story in all its restored, DVD or Blu-ray glory, but how many people did originally watch ‘Spearhead from Space’ in colour? In 1969 in the UK, 99,419 colour TV licences were issued (as opposed to 15,396,642 black & white) – in other words something like 99.34% of the potential audience watched in black and white. There are increasingly more colour TV viewers across 1970 as a whole (not that that this impacts the January audience figures of ‘Spearhead’ unduly) – 273,397, still 98.28% of the potential audience watching in black and white. To put that in perspective, a massive 2.2million households (i.e. 10 times as many as colour TV licence holders) still had a radio only licence. Colour TV licences only overtook black and white in 1977. It would be another 2 years after that until we had colour TV in my home, 9 years after ‘Spearhead’ aired. So, the answer is very, very few.

As a matter of interest, BBC2 broadcast its first colour pictures from Wimbledon in 1967. By mid 1968, nearly every BBC2 programme was in colour. BBC1 started to broadcast in colour 1969. So colour isn’t even a 1970’s thing in Britain with regard to programmes being made and transmitted in colour, rather that it’s uptake by viewers increases hugely as the 70’s progresses. It is also just the case that the first ‘Doctor Who’ TV story broadcast in colour was January 1970. Which is ‘a thing’ in its own right – after all, one of the main selling points of the 60’s Peter Cushing films was the Daleks in colour.

The colour TV licence was more expensive – £10 in 1968 as opposed to £5 for black & white and £1.25 for radio only. Bizarrely, you can still buy a black and white licence now and last year 5000 people did! A colour TV was estimated by the BBC to cost £250 in 1967. That is a sizeable amount of money – in perspective you can buy a 32-inch colour TV in HD for much less than that today – 54 years later. So, it gives you the idea that very few people of the approximately 8 million who tuned in (if you simply apply the percentages, an imprecise method, but the best I’ve got), around 56,000 people would have watched ‘Spearhead’ in colour, many simply couldn’t afford to and many either couldn’t afford or didn’t want a TV at all. Colour TV’s were a status symbol, a luxury item largely for the rich and those with high disposable incomes in 1970. This was a time when many rented TV’s anyway. No wonder The Master requested one in 1972’s ‘The Sea Devils’ – I mean public enemy no. 1 wouldn’t want to slum it with the masses and watch ‘The Clangers’ in black and white, would he?

A natural progression?

Most of season 7 (‘Inferno’ aside) was commissioned and worked on by the 1960’s team of either Derek Sherwin or Peter Bryant producing and Terrance Dicks script editing. Despite often feeling like a new show, it is a continuation of series 6 in that regard – complete with some of the attendant scripting issues, primarily with ‘Ambassadors of Death’. It is Sherwin’s vision for the show, not Terrance Dicks’ – in fact, he didn’t approve of the changes at all. Barry Letts isn’t involved in ‘Spearhead for Space’ to any extent, he even misses most of the location work for ‘The Silurians’. ‘Inferno’ is the first story that he has a hand in commissioning and he even partly ends up directing. Peter Bryant isn’t credited here, but he is still there, working with Sherwin (it was him that organized Bessie for the second story for example) – although what he was doing apart from that, well who knows. Mostly propping up the BBC bar if Terrance Dicks is to be believed and about to start ‘Paul Temple’, taking Sherwin and Trevor Ray (who was doing some season 7 associate script editing) with him.

Really though, the show was moving towards this point anyway, just over a long period of time. Aside from the Coal Hill parts of ‘An Unearthly Child’ we only really get a few glimpses of contemporary Earth in the earlier part of the Hartnell era – ‘Planet of the Giants’, the leaving sequences for Ian and Barbara (and a glimpse of ‘The Beatles’ ) in ‘The Chase’, the cricket match and police station in ‘Daleks Master Plan’), Dodo joining on the common at the end of ‘The Massacre’ – so just bits and pieces in bigger stories. Gerry Davies and Innes Lloyd change all of that. And the thread that leads to ‘Spearhead from Space’ really starts with ‘The War Machines’ – the Doctor on the streets (and nightclubs!) of swinging London battling a homegrown menace and helping the authorities and army. Assuming the role of brilliant but eccentric scientist helping against invasions – the wartime boffin or professor beloved of 1950’s sci-fi stories. This continues through stories such as ‘Tenth Planet’, ‘The Faceless Ones’, ‘Web of Fear’, ‘Fury from the Deep’ and of course ‘The Invasion’. Some of these are set in the ‘near’ future – but really, like the UNIT years, they might as well be contemporary – dealing with real world events and changes – the Apollo rockets, package holidays, consumer electronics, the switch to North Sea gas etc.

Web of Fear’ and ‘The Invasion’ are of course particularly important to what would become the season 7 format and ‘Spearhead’ in particular. They establish firstly Colonel/Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart as a character and UNIT – establishing its MO and role as a UN organization, supported by the British army. Watching them together though, ‘Web of Fear’ feels like a tense, claustrophobic wartime drama – a British War film, whereas ‘The Invasion’ feels more like a spy adventure thriller – more The Men from Uncle’ , with a soundtrack form ‘The Ipcress File’– one almost of the 1940s/50s and one of the 60s’.

Both of these stories are referenced in ‘Spearhead’ by both the new Doctor and the Brigadier – they are acknowledging that although the exile to Earth is a new departure, the seeds of the format were established 2 years prior to its transmission. The continuity is light touch though – ‘Spearhead’ is a fine jumping on point for new viewers. I’m sure when I was very young, I just thought that the Doctor was a human scientist, who lived on Earth and stopped alien invasions, while driving round in Bessie. That that was the format, not the wanderer in time and space, exiled from his own people. One thing that works very well though is that due to the continuity of production personnel, particularly Terrance Dicks, despite all of the change, this all feels part of the same show when you watch it in a marathon. The look and feel might be very different, but it isn’t a hard reboot jettisoning the past completely. It’s all very odd though – it is a big format change – think about the change from season 1 or 2 in just 6 years, but it is oddly familiar at the same time. It is very, very clever – although probably a lot of that is by accident!

I’d argue that season 7 is a bridging season really, a thing of its own. ‘Spearhead’ itself is more like a glimpse into what the show could have been if it had more money and BBC attention – rich looking, filmic, competing with contemporary ITC American funded series and despite what I’ve already said, in colour. Id’ love to see the rest of the season on film and restored beautifully, but that isn’t what we have unfortunately. Rather we have patchwork of video, film converted to video, colour reverse standard converted from US NTSC video recording of film. Some of these stories were in black and white the first time I saw them – ‘Ambassadors‘ looked pretty amazing, quite startlingly gritty in that format. It is such a shame though. A question often asked is could the season 7 format have been sustained in the long term – well I’m probably different from most people in that regard, but I’ll discuss that more in as the review progresses.

Introducing the band…

In my first piece, I referenced the fact that ‘Spearhead’ has a lot of work to do – it has to establish a new format, new assistant and new Doctor, all while telling a story and setting down a marker for the future of the series. More than that it has to establish a future for a series on the brink. It does all of this effortlessly. Holmes throws all of the techniques available to him to introduce the new framework and to tell the story – new characters who come to the story who require information to explain the setup, existing characters returning to inform them of the story so far, the media asking questions, briefings, a medical investigation, even a disgruntled employee turning up to find out what has happened to his job. It is all very artfully done and is highly reminiscent of the way that Nigel Kneale approaches storytelling. He used journalists, TV, radio, voxpop, police investigations, pub gossip, everything to disguise the controlled release of information. Holmes by luck or design or just convergent evolution follows that same process. All of which stops the joins from showing and disguises the sheer amount of information being imparted, it is terrific craftsmanship. It is simply light years better than the work that Robert Holmes has produced thus far. It is also very much to the credit of Terrance Dicks that he championed Holmes and approached him to write this opener, neither of his first two stories were all that great, more solid than anything, but he did possess a useful attribute – that of being able to deliver completed, workable scripts – a rarity in the late 1960’s.

Perhaps my favourite technique that Holmes employs is to fill in the back story via what is essentially a job interview. UNIT as an organisation is re-introduced for existing viewers and explained for new viewers alike through the eyes of their new, rather unwilling recruit – Dr Elizabeth Shaw. This setting allows the Brigadier to fill her in with not only the backstory of UNIT, the Doctor and the previous invasions, but also the current situation – the lack of the Doctor and the meteorites that have mysteriously landed, tying back to the radar crew at the start of the episode. Her cynicism and incredulity, plays the part of any of the audience who might share her doubts at the new format or the show in general. It helps of course that Nicholas Courtney is such a charming actor, it is his amused, wry observations that really make those scenes with a nervous Caroline John.

She will go onto much better things though, she is a terrific actor and already she makes Liz a distinctive new addition to the show, even in comparison with Zoe – closer in spirit to Barbara, but also something rather different. Poor Liz though – dragged off to an unwanted job for the military, head hunted by the Brigadier due to her exceptional skills and qualifications. She is normally the smartest person in any room. Then she finds out that she is only the second choice for the job! She goes from annoyed, to sceptical, to intrigued, to piqued in the space of a conversation! Then she meets the first choice candidate and he waltzes in and takes the job she didn’t even knew she wanted, relegating her to his very over-qualified assistant. Terrance covers this very well in the novelisation, including the point at which Liz’s hostility wanes and her scientific curiosity takes over:

The Brigadier seemed lost in his memories. ‘Though, of course, we weren’t alone. We had help. Very valuable help.’ He looked up and smiled. ‘To be perfectly honest, Miss Shaw, you weren’t my first choice for the post of UNIT’s Scientific Adviser.’

Despite herself, Liz felt a bit resentful. ‘Oh? And who was then?

‘A man called “the Doctor”,’ answered the Brigadier.
‘Doctor?’ said Liz. ‘Doctor who?’
The Brigadier chuckled. ‘Who indeed? I don’t think he ever told us his name. But he was the most brilliant scientist I have ever met. No disrespect, Miss Shaw
.’

So why didn’t you get this mysterious genius to be your Scientific Adviser, instead of practically kidnapping me?’

Don’t think I didn’t try,’ said the Brigadier ruefully. ‘Unfortunately, he tends to appear and disappear as he pleases. I tried to get hold of him when they decided we needed a resident scientist. The Intelligence services of the entire world were unable to turn up any trace of him.’

‘So you decided to make do with me?’

‘And a great success you’ll make of it, I’m sure,’ said the Brigadier. Liz couldn’t help smiling at the compliment. Despite his stiff military manner, there was something very likeable about the Brigadier.

And then:

Liz Shaw hesitated for a moment. She realised that this was her last chance to insist on her rights, to refuse the ridiculous hush- hush job she was being offered and return to the quiet, sane, sensible world of scientific research.

Shall we go, Miss Shaw?’ repeated the Brigadier.

Liz looked at him and saw the appeal behind the formal manner. Suddenly she realised that the Brigadier really was worried, that he really did need her help. Why me, she thought, why me? There must be heaps of people better qualified.

But she also realised that she was now much too caught up in this mysterious business of invading alien forces, intelligent meteorites and mysterious men with police boxes, to draw back now. If she did, she’d be torn with curiosity for the rest of her life. She got up and strode to the door which the Brigadier was holding open for her. ‘Come along then, Brigadier,’ she said briskly, ‘what are we wasting time for?

The Brigadier stood astonished as Liz strode past him and marched off down the corridor. Then, deciding not for the first time that he would never understand the ways of women, he hurried after her.

I will return to Liz Shaw later in the review. As you will find, probably not to any great surprise, I think she is rather wonderful!

And so to the new Doctor. Well he is just brilliant from the start. The story does something that ‘The Christmas Invasion’ will do years later – holds back the new Doctor and then unleashes him part the way through, the absence magnifying the brilliance of the new arrival. Pertwee’s arrival may lack the cockiness of Tennant’s opening performance, but it is no less confident and effortless. He is an absolute star turn, he might not be an actor in the league of Hurt or Eccleston or even McGann, but he is a star. Charismatic and compelling. He is also brilliantly suited to playing the Doctor, just like his successor, Tom Baker would be, he was born for this. Like Tom or David, his look is also just too perfect – it just looks so right on him, that perfect silhouette. It is also so right for that time 1969/70. Adam Adamant meets Jimi Hendrix with a hint of John Steed for good measure – brilliantly well judged.

What we initially get from the new Doctor are a few comedy set pieces (the shower scenes or the escape in the wheelchair), the like of which will be sprinkled across his era, lulling us into thinking that maybe he won’t be so different to Troughton after all. Then he turns up at UNIT HQ and just takes over, haranguing the poor commissionaire (Derrick Sherwin – essentially his boss at the time!) – just like he will do to many a civil servant, politician or pen pusher – and then effortlessly charms the Brigadier and Liz into accepting him. Next minute he’s a naughty schoolboy, tricking Liz into stealing the TARDIS key for him – ruefully apologising once caught. His hangdog childlike expression on realising the secret of the TARDIS has been taken from him. Next he’s the brilliant scientist investigating the sphere and devising a method of exploring the intelligence within it. Then man of action, taking the fight to the Nestenes at their lair. I just love spending time with his Doctor – he is by turns funny, charming, brave, pompous, vain, childish, fiercely moral, exceptionally rude and utterly, utterly brilliant. He was in short, my hero – and it is all there immediately, fully formed in the second half of this story. All thoughts of series cancellation evaporate immediately.

Phenotypic plasticity or how to adapt, survive and conquer new worlds

The ability of an organism to change in response to stimuli or inputs from the environment. Synonyms are phenotypic responsiveness, flexibility, and condition sensitivity. The response may or may not be adaptive, and it may involve a change in morphology, physiological state, or behaviour, or some combination of these, at any level of organization, the phenotype being all of the characteristics of an organism other than its genes.”

M.J. West-Eberhard, Encyclopedia of Ecology, 2008

Channing and Hibbert stood silently, almost reverently, beside the huge tank. The creature inside was much bigger now. It could be seen moving and struggling with restless life, as if ready to break out. Channing adjusted more controls to speed up the flow of nutrient. Hibbert asked in a kind of fascinated horror: ‘What will it look like when it is ready?’
Channing straightened up from the controls and looked at him impassively. ‘I cannot tell you that.’
‘But you must know,’ protested Hibbert. ‘You made it.’
‘I made nothing. I merely created an environment which enabled the energy units to create the perfect life form.’
Hibbert rubbed his forehead. ‘Perfect for what?’
‘For the conquest of this planet,’ said Channing coldly. “

Terrance Dicks after Robert Holmes 1974

The idea at the heart of ‘Spearhead from Space’ is rather brilliant – an alien consciousness that can animate plastic and manipulate it to provide a form appropriate to survival and conquest of other worlds. The ultimate in phenotypic plasticity. Rather than ‘terraforming’ a planet to suit your needs, adapt your form to fit the planet – problem solved. A rather neat solution to the problem that Nigel Kneale hits in ‘Quatermass II’ where the ‘Amonids’ require their own atmosphere created with the ‘meteorites’ and the pressure domes at the plant at Winnerden Flats. I find myself marvelling at Robert Holmes sometimes, he had such an aptitude for this material – in a way that few other writers do. He was just highly skilled at devising concepts that are both fantastic and yet believable and then selling them to us as if they were entirely real. I mean that’s a terrific idea – no scratch that, a stone-cold genius idea. So brilliant, that I’ve no doubt Derrick Sherwin claimed it as his own!

What a brilliant way to colonise other planets, coming in an era prior to the idea of nano-technology, but also brilliantly utilizing something that was becoming ubiquitous in late 60’s/early 70’s households. I will return to this central conceit more in when I cover the sequel ‘Terror of the Autons’ for obvious reasons, but we take this for granted a little bit I think. It is brilliant in that it has the high concept thinking of Nigel Kneale, but very much married to the everyday and household – and that is very ‘Doctor Who’. Victor Pemberton had done something similar with natural gas in ‘Fury from the Deep’ or Mac Hulke with package holidays in ‘The Faceless Ones’ or even Haisman and Lincoln juxtaposing the uncanny with the London Underground in ‘Web of Fear’. I suppose you could argue a similarity between the Nestenes/Autons and the Intelligence/Yeti – however despite that they feel like they come from different traditions, with the earlier stories perhaps finding more of an echo in the horror of Holmes’s ‘Pyramids of Mars’ – ancient gods and robot servants etc. While ‘Spearhead’ very much beds the alien menace in the ‘now’ and in the familiar, in the modern and in this case right in the high streets and households of the viewers. No wonder the concept has been revisited numerous times.

That central conceit of an entity that can control and manipulate plastic opens up all sort of nightmarish possibilities, which this story and its sequel only partially explore – many more still remain to be exploited. It amazes me that the new series hasn’t really attempted to do this, despite multiple appearances for the Autons. Recently, it even ignored the possibilities of exploring plastic waste as an issue through this mechanism and instead opted to invent an entirely new one to do effectively the same job. Here though, well it gives us some of the most enduring images in the show’s history. Ransome being stalked by an Auton in the plastic factory – the figure silently stepping off a platform in the background. The figures in Madame Tussauds – tapping into that sense of unease that people might themselves have experienced when viewing replica waxworks there. The body horror of Scobie meeting his waxen-faced duplicate face to face. And of course, the shop window dummies coming to life and rather mercilessly gunning down members of the public on Ealing Broadway.

That last image is one of the show’s most iconic in its history – so much so that it was repurposed for the return of the show in 2005. It is easy to take for granted, but it is simply brilliant. It feels incredibly real, especially to anyone who remembers the city streets of the 1970’s. Gloomy and slightly grimy, with early morning commuters and policemen on the beat. It is a very British scene – a queue at a bus stop and then a very casual slaughter. So iconic is it, that it seems amazing to think that it isn’t in one draft of the script. Holmes cut it and instead the Autons attack UNIT HQ disguised as MI5 operatives and shoot Munro in the process. Thankfully it was re-instated in the next draft. In the story outline Holmes rather laconically describes it as:

FILM MONTAGE
Whatever we can manage of shop window Autons coming to life and attacking key points.

If you read any of his story outlines, that is a fairly typical Holmes comment! The whole thing is reprodcued in Richard Molesworth’s Robert Holmes biography.

The shop window dummies, like the Tussauds waxworks are replicas that whilst realistic to some extent, also are just wrong – a distorted image of a human face and engender a sense of unease. I think it is because the visual representation of the face is a primary method we use for recognition and identification of an individual, as such it is fundamental to our self – but anything that disturbs that is unsettling to us. The face is also key to our understanding of what others are trying to communicate, to their emotional state – as such it is fundamental for empathy and understanding. The blank, eyeless face mask of the Autons, takes the show in a similar direction, although much less explicitly so, as ‘Robots of Death’. With the distortion of the human form, one without body language or tell-tale non-verbal signals. The attempt to replicate the human in plastic becomes horrific, a terrible parody of the form.

Beyond that, though the shop window dummies are such a familiar sight on British streets, having them step out of a shop window and into our nightmares is incredibly clever and very, very Robert Holmes. Even outside of the set-piece scenes I’ve already detailed, there are a plethora other iconic moments that just linger in the memory – the footage of a dolls face being pressed in a factory juxtaposed against Channing. Or the beautifully shot image of Channing staring at the Doctor, Liz and the Brigadier through the distortion of frosted glass. Or in the sequences of first Meg Seeley and then UNIT confronting the Auton at the Seeley’s cottage. There are many more that I could highlight. The story is punchy, pacy and replete with set piece moments to scare, horrify and ratchet up the tension.

To my mind, the Autons themselves are far more effective in this story than any of the sequels. There are a range of reasons for that. Those masks are really quite disturbing – unsettling in the way that dolls are, eyeless and slightly glistening, a parody of a human face. The simplicity and crudeness of the mask and its lack of flexibility all actually count in its favour. There are some similarities to the Cybernauts in ‘The Avengers’ (more to come on that), especially in the scenes where the Auton silently follows Ransome via his brain print and cuts into the tent or when it is tracking the signal of the swarm leader in the woods. Also, whilst fulfilling the role of silently stalking or relentlessly following you creeping ‘Doctor Who’ menace, they can also run! Bloody hell what were they trying to do to us? We can’t even run away. And then there is the hand, which falls away to reveal the barrel of a gun. It really is nightmarish stuff. Also, I think that the silence of the Autons, is rather important, they are impassive, barely animate, relentless and unfeeling – how do you kill something like that – that isn’t actually alive? As such it feels like a real misstep in ‘Terror of the Autons’ to have an ‘Auton Leader’ who talks.

And talking of which… the piece de resistance in all of this is Channing. Hugh Burden in that role plays an enormous part in selling all of this, it is a brilliantly creepy performance – unsettlingly odd, without ever pushing it over the top. He plays a similar role that say Bernard Archard as Marcus Scarman would fulfil in ‘Pyramids of Mars’ or Wolf Morris as Padmasambhava in ‘The Abominable Snowmen’– a more obviously human mouthpiece for the alien menace. He is different, in that he is ultimately revealed to be just another Auton, rather than a possessed human puppet, but the role is equivalent and works extremely well. He has a way of staring without blinking that is tremendously unsettling and creepy – such that now when I meet people who naturally blink less frequently, it really starts to give me a sense of unease. All this is achieved through acting and maybe the hint of a smear of Vaseline! To my mind, he deserves to be remembered as one of the great ‘Doctor Who’ villains.

A collective consciousness

The Nestenes themselves were originally conceived by Holmes to have existed in great hives across the planets they inhabited. As they are depicted here, the Nestenes ar e a gestalt, agroup creature – a telepathic hive mind with multiple physical forms all connected. It feels very much in keeping with Nigel Kneale’s first two ‘Quatermass’ serials – the thing that Victor Carroon becomes a collective organism, an amalgam of him and his colleagues and various other absorbed organisms and also the ‘amonids’ of ‘Quatermass II’, more later on that.

We get hints of this, when The Doctor recognizes the nature of the organism and tries to communicate with the fragment of the consciousness contained within the ‘swarm leader’. It is interesting looking at this scene, the effect of Liz Shaw in the dynamic, with the Brigadier asking the questions the audience would, albeit in an intelligent way and Liz being given some of the explanations that the Doctor would normally provide. We’ve seen a little of this with Zoe in the past, but this feels rather different:

BRIGADIER: What are you actually trying to do, Doctor
DOCTOR: Well, it appears that in there we have what one might loosely call a brain. Fifty megacycles, Liz. If we can establish the frequency on which it operates
DOCTOR: Oh, dear.
LIZ: We overloaded the circuit, I think.
BRIGADIER: Doctor, you were saying that this is some kind of brain.
DOCTOR: Yeah, or part of a brain. An intelligence. Yes, that’s probably nearer the mark.
BRIGADIER: Sending signals somewhere. Where to
DOCTOR: Well, the rest of itself, surely
LIZ: The other globes that came down. They’re all part of one entity. Let’s say a collective intelligence.
BRIGADIER: Can it see us
DOCTOR: My dear fellow, it’s not sentient.
LIZ: No, our measurements prove there’s no physical substance inside it.
BRIGADIER: But, if it is has no physical form
DOCTOR: No, once here it can presumably create a suitable shell for itself. Otherwise there’d be no point in coming.
LIZ: The plastics factory.
DOCTOR: Yes.

It is in the final confrontation scenes at the plastic factory that we learn most about their nature:

CHANNING: You’re too late.
DOCTOR: On this planet, there is a saying that it is never too late. Good gracious! What on earth is this thing
CHANNING: A lifeform perfectly adapted for survival and conquest on this planet.
DOCTOR: Is that what you look like on your own planet
CHANNING: No. We have no individual identity.
DOCTOR: So this thing is a sort of collective brain, nervous system
CHANNING: Humanly speaking, yes.
DOCTOR: Oh, but I’m not human. So, if you live as a group, you can be destroyed as a group, surely
CHANNING: You cannot destroy us.
DOCTOR: I destroyed your facsimile of Scobie, therefore I can destroy all of you.
CHANNING: No one has the power to destroy us, not even you. We are indestructible.

The Nestene itself, well, to those of us of the Target generation, the creature will always be a letdown. That isn’t the fault of those making the show – we were never going to get the creature of our childhood imagination and nightmares. I mean, how could it?

A huge, many-tentacled monster something between spider, crab and octopus. The nutrient fluids from the tank were still streaming down its sides. At the front of its glistening body a single huge eye glared at them, blazing with alien intelligence and hatred.

It is noticeable that the creature doesn’t even exist in the scene breakdown for Robert Holmes’s original story outline,. The confrontation is with Channing and the Autons alone. It is a later addition, feeling rather like the Hammer version of ‘The Quatermass Experiment’ – with a tentacled octopus creature high in Westminster Abbey.

The ending is definitely the weakest link here and apparently the final shots of the death of the creature were reshot, so I hate to think what these were originally like. They are clumsy – with the device clearly unplugged, but the hyper-intelligent Liz failing to spot this and Jon’s gurning as the creature wraps its tentacles around him – a rare misstep in what is a very impressive debut for the lead. And yes, the creature – well it isn’t exactly impressive, there are probably better ways that could have done, not exactly an unusual situation for ‘Doctor Who’ – but it stands out here more as the rest of the production is so impressive and accomplished. In 1969 though, productions with much higher budgets would have struggled to do anything much more impressive, but I think this is also a moment where the clarity of the 16mm film is counterproductive, something darker and murkier would have been advantageous.

With regard to the mechanism for ending the menace, well I’ve seen others criticise this aspect of the story, but I’m fine with it – we’ve seen the Doctor toiling to build something that can disrupt the Nestene collective consciousness. And then he has to use it. The Nestene is a group creature, a hive mind, he doesn’t kill it, he can’t, Channing makes that clear, he just cuts off the signal to the group, the group goes on.

LIZ: Basically, it’s the same as an ECT machine. Electric convulsion therapy.
DOCTOR: Only much more powerful, of course.
BRIGADIER: Well, it worked. Doctor. These Nestenes, will they try again?
DOCTOR: Possibly. They’re telepathic, so they certainly know what happened.

Although Holmes’s original breakdown makes more of the Doctor offering a way out to the Nestenes, with a separate plot strand as Liz is waiting to broadcast a signal to defeat them from Broadcasting House. I wish they had kept the appeal aspect of the ending, as it would fit very well with the new Doctor, who would take his moral responsibilities in that regard much more seriously than his predecessors – offering the aggressors a peaceful way out. Something which will be developed across this season – the Doctor as mediator, using his unique position on Earth.

What I do love though, is the sense that it has taken time and effort to defeat the menace. We get the Doctor and Liz working through the night and the dawn bringing the start of the invasion. I’m not a huge fan of throw some solution together and quickly turn off the plot (I’m thinking of ‘New Earth’ and similar) and it is something that season seven does very well – people do science – it might be highly compressed in terms of normal scientific experimentation and testing – but at least it makes an effort to show that scientific solutions take time and require hard work – even for the Doctor. It heightens the sense of jeopardy and the scale of the menace as well and is part of stranding the Doctor on Earth, without crucial memories and a functioning TARDIS.

A new sense of direction..

I didn’t want to leave this story (don’t worry – there is a fair bit more to come on this!) without recognizing the great contribution that the director Derek Martinus makes to its success. He isn’t someone I knew a great deal about, so I decided to do a bit of research. He was of Dutch descent via the family trade at Smithfield market. His great love appears to have been theatre directing – in both the UK and Sweden, where he met his wife. He directed a wide range of drama for the BBC – the football soap ‘United!’, ‘Z Cars’ and plays and costume drama like ‘Penmaric’. Looking at his work outside of the BBC though, I came to the conclusion that he might have been happier directing Strindberg or Ibsen, but the one online interview I found didn’t indicate a resentment towards the show.

As a ‘Doctor Who’ director, he is difficult to assess, as most of his stories have missing episodes to at least some degree. ‘Galaxy 4’ has one relatively recently recovered episode, plus a long clip. ‘Mission to the Unknown’ is entirely missing, ‘Tenth Planet’ missing the final episode, ‘Evil of the Daleks’ only has one surviving episode of seven and it isn’t the most interesting one from the perspective of what he could achieve visually. Even ‘The Ice Warriors’ has missing episodes. What we do have of these is mostly studio bound, limiting what a director could achieve – I mean even Richard Martin’s location work is superior to his studio bound stuff. Of those surviving episodes, well they are all pretty good, but ‘Spearhead from Space’ is in another league altogether.

This is all beautifully shot. I mean he really deserves huge plaudits for this. I am not sure if it is the amount of location work or just being able to shoot on lighter film cameras – or indeed film itself, but this is very much in the top echelon of classic Doctor Who stories in terms of direction. Even simple things like the moving tracking shots of the Brigadier and Munro walking in the hospital corridor or the terrace outside or the in your face, documentary style scenes of the Brigadier at the hospital surrounded by journalists, with Channing framed in the background. It is just so obviously dynamic. My favourite shot though, is of Channing looking through the frosted glass at the Brigadier – a simple idea but brilliantly conveying the strange, unsettling quality of the character. This is all a cut above any of the surviving direction of the 60s shows – with the exception of Douglas Camfield or possibly Michael Ferguson. It is as if modern direction has caught up with the show at last – something that would be consolidated in this season by Ferguson and Tim Coombe and would usher in a period of great direction from the likes of David Maloney and Camfield.

The story doesn’t pull it’s punches either – I mean there are plenty of fun scenes with the new Doctor (the Delphon eyebrows or the infamous shower scene), but some of the other sequences are very hard hitting, typically 70’s action series. A prime example is the crash of the UNIT land rover, swerving to avoid the Auton and the aftermath of smashed windscreen, prone body and blood. The camera racing towards the figure of the Auton in the road, as if we were in the driving seat ourselves. The death of Ransome is similarly visceral – as are the two battles between UNIT and the Autons. Martinus makes the most of all of this, with only the ending being below par, although not to the extent of impacting on the show as a whole. The rest is impressive stuff and you really feel you are watching a much more expensive, professional show than we’ve previously seen.

This is especially true or possibly because of the circumstances surrounding the production, given that the show was nearly lost to industrial action and a new approach was required to save the production:

That first one we nearly lost and only saved because Derrick Sherwin, the producer, was a very energetic and determined bloke. He had a tremendous fight to get the go-ahead, but he did and for a while we all had this wonderful fantasy of doing ‘Doctor Who’ all on film and selling it to America.

For his faults and his habit of claiming credit for an awful lot of stuff, to the obvious amusement of Terrance Dicks, Derrick Sherwin also deserves plaudits for this. His stamp is all over season 7, a real favourite of mine, but saving ‘Spearhead from Space’ and giving us a glimpse of what ‘Doctor Who’ might have been like in the 1970’s, if it had any money spent on it, well I’m really grateful to both of them. Sadly this also represents their final credit for the show, but they bow out in real style.

A four-part wonder?

In an outlier of a season, ‘Spearhead from Space’ is an outlier in of itself. It is a four-part story in a sea of seven-parters. The four-part story architecture would become the standard format of the 1970’s, with fewer 6-parters and the odd 5-part story thrown in. At this point though they aren’t quite the mainstay that they would eventually become – I make it 22 stories out of 50, as opposed to say 16 x 6 parters and the rest a smattering of 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10 or 12-part stories. I think that the 4-part structure works so well because the framework is simple and the role of each episode within the narrative structure is clear and easy to follow. Episode one sets up the world and our heroes explore it, ending on reveal of menace, episode two we learn more about the world and the nature of the menace, episode three builds up the tension and jeopardy towards the finale and episode four resolves everything. Add in two or three extra episodes and you are left with adjusting the format or adding a couple of episodes – usually episodes 2-3 elongated to 2-5 of some kind of jeopardy, additional world-building or repeated escape/recapture routines. Re-thinking the approach for a 6 or 7-part story generally works better to my mind.

Revisiting the Pertwee era in the 1990’s on VHS, one thing that became clear to me is that the approach to 6-part stories didn’t often work all that well. Now that is generalization, there are exceptions – for example ‘The Green Death’, but there are plenty of examples that sag in the middle episodes and outstay their welcome. This is particularly true of stories like ‘Monster of Peladon’ or some of the Mac Hulke stories – prime examples being ‘The Sea Devils’ or ‘Frontier in Space’ – both of which I love, but have to admit that there is an awful lot of filler – escape and recaptures that push their luck at least one too many times. The scripts even tacitly acknowledge this on occasion. Even when they change location – the moonbase prison/Ogron planet or the submarine/Sea Devil base – it is often just to get captured and escape again. The filler that is more interesting generally are the times that Jo and the Doctor and/or the Master spend get some nice character moments together. All of which is a bit strange, given that Terrance Dicks is so good himself on structure and shape. Looking back to the approach that season 7 takes would have helped I think.

So, let’s imagine what ‘Spearhead would have been like as the seven-part story. In the longer 7-part stories, the story heads in a different direction to support those extra episodes often becoming something rather different in the process. Rather like the method that Robert Holmes uses when structuring ‘Seeds of Doom’ with Robert Banks Stewart as a 2/4 or the approach that Steven Moffat takes to two-part new series stories, each of the season 7 stories pulls a similar trick to utilize the 7 x 25 minute episodes fully. ‘The Silurians’ reaches the point where the story would normally wrap up and inserts the brilliant virus pandemic sequence, which takes the story to a very different place – jumping from caves in Derbyshire to the impact of the virus in the capital. ‘Ambassadors of Death’ takes the Doctor off into space as an astronaut – away from the warehouses, industrial complexes and space control of the other episodes, to the psychedelic world of the alien spaceship. Lastly, ‘Inferno’ doglegs off to the parallel world strand. Each of those stories are improved in my view by those episodes. Is there anything like that, which would improve ‘Spearhead from Space’?

In the context of season 7 or even some of the longer stories of season 6, ‘Spearhead’ actually feels like the edited highlights of a longer story, just as many years later ‘Rose felt like the vastly edited highlights of a classic 4-part story. And whilst I wouldn’t change the story in the slightest, it is almost perfect, there are aspects of it that are left unexplored or appear slightly undercooked. The obvious thing lacking from the story is the proper exploitation of the ‘conspiracy’ setup – the replacement of senior government and military figures with replicas. We get Scobie obstructing the Brigadier and collecting the energy sphere, but that’s it apart from the brief confrontation at the plastics factory. With more time, that could have been expanded and explored to good effect.

One of the key influences on the story – ‘Quatermass II’, makes much more use of the cold war paranoia and political conspiracy/cover-up aspect of the story. With 6 x 1/2 hour episodes to utilize, Nigel Kneale has Quatermass at Whitehall, amongst a committee of possessed politicians and civil servants, each of them carrying the mark left by the alien influence. Adding to the sense of creeping paranoia and body horror. His potential ally, the campaigning MP, Vincent Broadhead is taken over by the alien intelligence in the corridors of power (well a parliamentary committee room) and Quatermass escapes to investigate the synthetic food complex. He then also throws in a workers revolt at the plant at Winnderden Flats, as they become aware of what they have built and the nature of the menace.

There is a fair bit of potential in this a plot element in ‘Spearhead’, but none of the Nestene/Auton TV stories really exploit the duplicate human strand properly – largely to allow the stories to power along and be pacy and action packed, it is used sparingly in short set-pieces. In this story the replicant strand never really goes anywhere. Not that this is overly obvious – it is replaced with a sort of velocity of storytelling that we hadn’t seen much of until this point. Like ‘Rose’ years later this four-part version really motors along. You could imagine though a slightly different version of the story that pauses to build the creepiness of the menace and instead for a couple of episodes becomes a political conspiracy thriller. In one version of the script, Auton MI5 agents come to reclaim the Nestene energy unit from UNIT HQ. Imagine two episodes as the Brigadier has to fight his way out the Whitehall as the government have been replaced by Auton replicas. And then the remnants of the UNIT team have to go on the run from homicidal waxworks and humans under orders to protect the Plastics factory. The waxworks strand as it is doesn’t really lead anywhere and Scobie is the only use the story makes of an aspect that elsewhere might have been an entire story on its own (‘The Faceless Ones’ for example).

Would that be a better version? Well I think in a different context within season 7, it might. It would get to build the creeping menace and play up the government conspiracy angle. However, as an opener, I am inclined to think not. It is the sheer punchiness of the story that starts the era off with such a bang. The rest of the series is then allowed to be more expansive and explore the not always smooth relationship between the Doctor and Brigadier and especially with wider officialdom as he adjusts to life in exile. With Liz often acting as a mediator between them. The first year of the Doctor’s exile is less cosy than things will become when Jo turns up. I wouldn’t miss all of that for the world, but I am still left with the feeling that I wanted more of season 7. No, I think I’ll stick with ‘Spearhead from Space’ as it is – a punchy blend of Nigel Kneale, ITC action and ‘Doctor Who’, but there is more of ‘Quatermass II‘ to follow before I am finished with this story and I’ll expand on the similarities between it and this story and also the other influences on ‘Spearhead from Space‘ next.

Quatermass 2 Adam Adamant 1?

Soldiers at an army tracking station detect incoming meteorites on their radar screens. A country ‘yokel’ witnesses their arrival and discovers one buried in a field. Politicians and army officers are changed or possessed by exposure to something from the meteorites, which contain an alien consciousness, which when transferred to tanks in an industrial facility create thrashing monstrous bodies for the alien intelligence. Luckily a brilliant scientist, with his team is there to foil the attempt by the aliens to take over the planet. That scientist’s name is of course Bernard Quatermass and the story is ‘Quatermass II’.

A man out of time wakes up in hospital in late 1960’s Britain. He’s unsure of where he is, when it is or indeed who he is. He escapes in a Doctor’s coat. He will turn out to be a dashing Victorian hero, clad in cape, smoking jacket and bowtie – zipping about London in an unusual vehicle (for him at least), fighting evil and injustice in the BBC’s answer to ‘The Avengers’ or the ITC action shows. The hero’s name of course is Adam Adamant.

A man from space is in a hospital bed. Reporters gather outside looking for a story. Faceless men attempt to kidnap the ‘space man’, but he manages to escape from their vehicle and go on the run. The man from space is Victor Caroon and the story is ‘The Quatermass Experiment

A blank faced figure homes in on beeping signal and smashes his way into the house as he advances on his target. A gentleman hero in his vintage Bentley car, with a clever female sidekick is on hand to save the day. The figure is a Cybernaut and the show is ‘The Avengers’.

Army radar operators follow a UFO as it crash-lands nearby. A ‘man’ is hit by a vehicle. The Doctors at a nearby cottage hospital treating him realise from his X-rays that his physiognomy is alien and his blood is no known type. The film is ‘Invasion’(1966) from a storyline by Robert Holmes.

While writing this review I was reminded of recently watching ‘The Third Man’ – an excellent documentary on the season 10 “Doctor Who’ Blu-ray collection. When asked by Mathew Sweet, Steven Moffat replied that the main thing that the new approach for season 7 brought to the show was Hammer’s film version of ‘Quatermass & The Pit’ – the setup between Colonel Breen (and the army bomb disposal squad) and Quatermass and the intelligent female assistant Barbara Judd. Mark Gatiss (correctly) interjected that that wasn’t quite right, it had a lightness of touch and it was like ‘Quatermass & the Pit’ with ‘Adam Adamant’ added into it. I’d amend that further – it is rather more like ‘Quatermass II’ with Adam Adamant added in, a touch of John Steed and Mrs Peel and the feel of the ITC film action shows. In short, it is all of my favourite things.

Really though, this is the point at which Robert Holmes steps away from the also rans and starts to exert his brilliance on the show. Derrick Sherwin says to him ‘let’s do this like Quatermass’, so Bob rolls up his sleeves, fills up his pipe and says ‘you want ¤¤¤¤in’ Quatermass, I’ll give you ¤¤¤¤in’ Quatermass!’ And he does. Nigel Kneale once said that he tuned into an episode of 70’s ‘Doctor Who’ and saw his own work on screen – now there are a quite a few options for the story in question – ‘Image of the Fendahl’ for example or aspects of ‘The Daemons’ or ‘Seeds of Doom’ or ‘Ark in Space’ – but none run quite so close as ‘Spearhead from Space’ – the opening scene is almost identical and there are so many other similarities. I am going to review ‘Quatermass II’ next, so if you haven’t seen it before – well firstly, who not? Secondly, I will try to draw out the similarities and differences between the two productions as best I can.

Holmes once claimed never to have seen “Quatermass II’ – I’ve no reason to disbelieve him, but if that is the case there are an awful lot of coincidences here. You see, I love Nigel Kneale and his work, the brilliant, curmudgeonly, crabby old bugger that he was, but to my mind Bob Holmes is just as clever – and prophetic and deserves to be remembered in the same way. If Kneale is underrated, largely neglected by the cultural establishment (Mark Gatiss had to argue for his recognition through his BAFTA Lifetime Achievement Award in 2001), then Robert Holmes is criminally overlooked. He has a knack of taking source material and transforming it into new brilliant shapes. He is a perfect fit for ‘Doctor Who’. And after a couple of hesitant steps, he bursts onto our screens – introducing the new format for the show and the new Doctor and Liz Shaw. In the seasons ahead, he would be trusted to introduce Jo, the Master and Sarah Jane Smith and become really the go-to writer for Terrance Dicks, even surpassing his mentor Mac Hulke.

Mrs Peel you are wanted…

The feel of this story, largely courtesy of the extensive location filming and use of 16mm, is more closely matched to season 5 of ‘The Avengers’. Look at any of those restored stories from that series in ‘The Avengers Complete Collection’ set and compare them to the Blu-ray of ‘Spearhead’ – they feel of a piece. Watch ‘The Cybernauts’ (from the previous season still in black and white) and ‘Return of the Cybernauts’ for a template for the Autons – or any number of episodes where politicians or civil servants are duplicated, hypnotized or possessed. As a result, the scene of Scobie meeting his Nestene replica feels straight out of ‘The Avengers‘.

The setup also bears some superficial resemblance – Steed and Mrs Peel, the Doctor and Liz. I mean they aren’t a perfect match by any means – the relationship between the Avengers pairing is much more arch and suggestive and Mrs Peel gets an awful lot more action – Liz never really gets to fight their opponents – the run across the weir in ‘Ambassadors of Death’ is probably the most action-packed moment that she gets. She is rather an amalgam of the older, intelligent, non-nonsense female Mrs Peel and the female scientists from ‘Quatermass II’ and ‘Quatermass and the Pit’. Caroline John is 29 during season 7 and feels much more obviously a ‘woman’ rather than ‘The Doctor Who girl’ stereotype than any of the female companions since Barbara Wright. So again, even in this regard the series is taking something from another influence and transforming it into something more recognizably Who-ish. The other main character in the mix – the Brigadier becomes that trope of many a cop or spy show/film – the weary boss figure, having to deal with the idiosyncrasies of the eccentric, maverick genius, who he has to tolerate because he gets results. The nearest counterpart in ‘The Avengers’ is probably Mother – Steed’s boss in series 6, although he is a far more whimsical character than anything in season 7 of ‘Doctor Who’. Patrick Newell would of course, play the Brigadier’s temporary replacement in ‘The Android Invasion’.

Bold as a knight in white armour…

As for the new Doctor – well along with a hint of John Steed, there is also a lot of Adam Adamant in there. For example, you could just imagine Adam saying ‘unhand me Madam’ as the Doctor does in episode one of this. This Doctor is partly a man out of time – painstakingly mannered at times, but pompous, short tempered and unnecessarily rude at others. He is also a very modern creation (well contemporary for 1969/70) – a mix of eccentric scientist and boffin, man of action and adventure and lover of the good things in life. Like Steed, he appreciates a fine wine and good cheese. However, you could also imagine the new Doctor having a night out with Jimi Hendrix or Marc Bolan as much as Tubby Rowlands at the club. He is a teller of tale tales, a raconteur and bon viveur, theatrical impresario and showman. All wrapped around a scientific curiosity and a strong sense of moral authority. Like Adam, he is a very British hero, but unlike him, he is also so much more and has a unique perspective on Britain and the planet at large from his exile. He is also less likely to skewer someone with a sword stick or throw them off Blackpool Tower – the odd Ogron aside!

Patients from space and Cottage Hospitals..

The final influence I was going to cover was Robert Holmes. Yes, that’s right, by this point not only was Robert Holmes ‘re-interpreting’ the works of others, he was already plagiarizing his own work! There are some similarities with an earlier Holmes work – the low budget sci-fi film ‘Invasion’. It is unclear how much Holmes actually wrote of it – it was his storyline idea at least. A writer friend of his, who apparently the film studio asked for, is credited with the script. Anyone who thinks Terry Nation is the only old school writer to recycle or plagiarise his own work, clearly hasn’t seen much by Holmes or Brian Clements or any of those old freelancer pals.

An early scene in the film ‘Invasion’ with soldiers in a radar truck tracking a UFO is almost word for word ‘Quatermass II’, even closer than the opening of ‘Spearhead’. Interestingly, although he didn’t write the film screenplay – Holmes provided the storyline, the hospital setting and medical aspect of ‘Spearhead’ obviously comes via this film. If Holmes didn’t ever see ‘Quatermass II’ as he claims, maybe the credited writer of ‘Invasion’, Roger Marshall did? One other scene in this film is particularly close to the conversation Henderson and Lomax have in ‘Spearhead’ – an examination of the x-rays and blood taken from the ‘patient from space’. The storyline for the film was conceived by Holmes in conjunction with Dr Phyllis Spreadbury, who was the medical advisor working with Bob on the TV series ‘Emergency Ward 10’. Apparently, they often discussed sci-fi plots whilst working together and so the film is very much based around the hospital and treatment of the ‘man from space’ because of this. All if this makes its way into ‘Spearhead’ via ‘Invasion’. Just as Holmes’ former profession of a journalist does in the scenes set around the arrival of the Brigadier and Liz at the cottage hospital.

So, Holmes gathered together ‘Spearhead’ from a cocktail of influences and aspects of his own life and people he worked with, some direct some possibly second hand. In the next part, I will discuss why ‘Spearhead from Space’ is also wildly original and influential despite all of this!

Plastic crap, a binary cardio-vascular system and hospital clothes – the legacy of ‘Spearhead from Space

Despite all of those influences analyzed in the previous article, ‘Spearhead from Space’ is also massively original and imaginative. Why? Well because, like ‘The Plastic Eaters’ episode of Doomwatch (shown in 1970 – months after ‘Spearhead’ aired), it takes a modern innovation (plastic) which is suddenly all pervasive in contemporary life and it turns into a source of horror. More than that, it forsees a point when plastic crap (plastic daffodils and troll dolls etc.) will become a major issue for the species on our planet. ‘The Plastic Eaters’ is very prescient in that it involves a virus which has been engineered to break down plastic waste escaping in the wider world. In that world, dealing with plastic waste unleashes a major issue for society as airplanes fall apart in mid air and the all pervasive nature of plastic in the fabric of our lives becomes a weakness.

People (certainly in the UK) seem to act as if ‘Blue Planet II’ was the first time we’d heard of plastic in the biosphere being an issue – it really isn’t, not by a long way. You have these shows (add in ‘The Green Death’) in the 1970’s that highlight the issue of its non-biodegradable and potentially toxic properties. We just chose to ignore the issue. 15 years ago, I remember travelling in rural India – where every village had a mound of plastic waste on the outskirts, bound never to decay and always growing. Or Midway Island where Laysan albatross chicks were dying stuffed full of plastic crap – toothbrushes, small toys, cigarette lighters – a growing issue closer to home in our seabird islands, amongst for example Gannet colonies. I have photographs that I took of Sperm Whale calves playing with plastic in their mouths in the Azores and a Leatherback Turtle entangled in plastic netting and fishing gear from the Bay of Biscay. Even the beaches I have walked in the High Arctic are far from immune to this issue. A recent Big Finish Torchwood play ‘Sargasso’, explored this very issue of plastic waste at sea via the Nestenes with horrific consequences, all using the toolbox provided by Holmes all of those years ago. Honestly, if we regard Nigel Kneale and Kit Pedler as prophets of the future or even someone like Charlie Brooker now – then I would add Robert Holmes to that list. We are all after all heading towards the world of ‘The Sunmakers’ and our history is becoming as maleable as that of the Time Lords in ‘Deadly Assassin’ or ‘The Mysterious Planet’, truth a precious commodity.

Spearhead from Space’ is also hugely influential on the future of ‘Doctor Who’. I will cover the sequel ‘Terror of the Autons’ later, but whilst I don’t entirely subscribe to the view that it is a mere retread of ‘Spearhead’, it obviously revisits some of the core features of the Nestenes and Autons established in the original. Holmes was himself reluctant to revisit the Autons/Nestenes – but he was a freelance writer and Barry Letts and Terrance Dicks were keen – so he reworks the story into the new format of season 8 and uses this framework to introduce three new regular characters – The Master, Jo Grant and Mike Yates. Something that Russell T Davies uses again when having to introduce the new Doctor, Rose, Mickey and Jackie to a whole new audience. It seems that familiarity of the Autons earmarks them as a useful, easily understood threat, that can be simply and economically explained to a new audience, whilst concentrating on introducing new regulars or formats. It does however mean, that opportunities to properly explore their nature are somewhat spurned in favour of set-piece action/horror sequences.

Spearhead‘ also introduces some of the conventions of regeneration and the anatomy of Time Lords that will become a mainstay up to this day. It is hard to remember just how little ‘Power of the Daleks’ tells us about the process that the Doctor has undergone and how different it is in many ways to the other regenerations after ‘Spearhead’. This story introduces the Doctor’s two hearts for example, that his blood and physiognomy is different to humans. The very hospital setting has also become something of a ‘Doctor Who’ regeneration story tradition. It is used in ‘The TV Movie’ as McCoy’s Doctor ‘dies’ on the operating table and McGann comes to life in the morgue.

Even the simple act of the Doctor ‘choosing’ his costume is a departure – Troughton’s Doctor clothes apparently changed with him – here the new Doctor is first seen wearing the old Doctor’s costume – several sizes too small. The new person choosing and putting on new clothes is almost a rite of passage – a signifier that the process is complete and the new Doctor has come of age and is ready to take on the mantle proper. This convention again is used in the ‘TV Movie’ with the McGann Doctor choosing a Wild Bill Hickock fancy dress costume in the process. Many years later again, a cottage hospital is the setting for Matt’s Doctor to face up to Prisoner Zero and the Atraxi. For the denouement choosing his new outfit as Amy looks on and Rory hides his eyes to spare his blushes. Matts’ nakedness mirroring Pertwee’s in the ‘Spearhead’ Shower sequence! Aspects even make it into ‘The Christmas Invasion’ – with the Doctor similarly sidelined in his sick bed as the menace spreads only to breeze in to solve the issue in the second half of the story and Jackie wondering what else he has two of! Again, we see something similar in ‘Deep Breath’, with Capaldi’s Doctor confined to bed, only to sneak off at the first opportunity.

Of course the show-piece sequence from ‘Spearhead from Space’ is repeated and expanded in ‘Rose’ – launching an entirely new era for the show, written by one of ‘Spearhead’s young viewers. Russell’s pitch being – this time we get to break the glass! Something that always makes me laugh – we hankered for such simple things Classic Doctor Who fans, we didn’t need ‘Star Wars’ – just a shop window to break… The sequence on the streets of Ealing Broadway made an indelible impression on the young Russell, that he stakes everything on it to work for an entirely new generation of fans and a wider audience. It places the show in the familiar and every day in exactly the way that Derrick Sherwin originally intended – ‘down to Earth’. And well despite the pyrotechnics and stunts, the shop window dummies themselves are probably quite cheap to make and easily realizable. Clever, effective and cheap – a ‘Doctor Who’ producers dream…

The Christmas Invasion by Russell T Davies (2005)

Did you miss me?

So, this one is a bit of a trip down memory lane, as ‘The Christmas Invasion’ is the start, ‘Feast of Steven’ aside, of a retrofitted Christmas tradition. One that feels so right, that you almost believe it has been going for 55 years. One which, to me at least, makes so much sense, that I wonder at the thinking behind breaking it this year – ‘Doctor Who’ at Christmas. In our house, we will be marking it by watching a Christmas Special from another year – one that we know we are going to enjoy having peaked ahead to the ending! Anyway, back to Christmas 2005…

In the lead up to the festive period this year, we broke off our recent trip through Series 5 (the Pandorica has just opened!), having recently seen Matt’s introduction in ‘The Eleventh Hour’, to watch David’s introduction on Christmas Day 2005. And the two bear some comparison. Whilst ‘The Eleventh Hour’ is an equally confident production, it is very different both in the way in which the Doctor is introduced and in its construction. ‘The Christmas Invasion’ feels closer to something like ‘Robot’ or ‘Deep Breath’, in that the new Doctor is surrounded by old friends and ‘family’ and we see him and the impact of the change through their eyes. Unlike ‘The Eleventh Hour’,The Christmas Invasion’ also holds the Doctor back, brief introduction aside – rather like the initial episodes of ‘Spearhead from Space’. ‘The Eleventh Hour’ instead puts him front and centre and we see him through the eyes of a small child, he is a whirlwind of physical comedy and eccentricity – a cross between Tigger and Frank Spencer. Here, well let’s just say David Tennant is very much the opposite, he’s much too cool for school for all of that, but his impact is equally dazzling and assured.

There is also another comparison to be had here. A while ago I reviewed Virgin’s Eighth Doctor introductory story – ‘The Dying Days’ – the story of a Martian invasion of Britain, political skulduggery in the British establishment, a British probe sent to Mars and a battle between the Doctor and the Martian leader on a giant spaceship hanging high above Trafalgar Square. This story has so much in common with this – but particularly as the Doctor disappears for much of the first half. This ‘absence of the Doctor’ allows the alien menace to become serious, we rely in ‘The Dying Days’ on the Brigadier and Benny to fight the good fight, initially losing and having to re-group, at least until the Doctor re-appears to save the day. The Doctor’s stature grows in his absence and well, the companions get lots of good material in the meantime. Here the same trick works perfectly – we have Harriet Jones, UNIT and Rose, her Mum and Mickey, all trying to fill in unsuccessfully for the new Doctor – who is lying in bed, waiting for a cup of tea, whilst Jackie Tyler peaks under the bed sheets to see whether the Doctor has more than one …

Song for Ten

Our heroes and the TARDIS end up on the Sycorax ship, surrounded and out of their depth – the death of the Major and Mr Llewelyn raising the stakes. On the 40 minute mark, as the Sycorax leader’s speech turns from Sycoraxic to English, as the TARDIS language translation starts to work again, David Tennant breezes in and steals the show, putting the alien menace firmly in their place (‘I’m busy’, ‘blood control, I haven’t seen blood control in ages!’). He instantly becomes the Doctor in a whirlwind of words and action – an intelligent, dazzling quicksilver, charming hero, unafraid of traditional action sequences (a very Pertwee sword fight with the Sycorax leader for the world) and well a fair proportion of the nation fell for him instantly. He is all geek chic and dazzling smiles, but steely with it. I remember back to his announcement and the costume reveal with almost exactly opposite feelings to the Colin Baker reveal many years before – David’s felt so right for him and Colin’s, well let’s not go there again. What we get in this story is a full 60 minutes of the Doctor is compressed into 20 minutes of pure essence of 10th Doctor.

David Tennant was to become a hugely popular figure – something I think that has maybe been a bit lost in the time since 2009. The most popular Doctor with the British public since Tom left, so much so, that at the end of his time it was even wondered if he could be replaced, there were rumours in BBC circles about the future of the show. It is difficult remembering back to the public profile of the show at this point, the front-page press coverage, the extent to which it was being talked about wherever you went and the sheer amount of merchandise on sale in UK shops – by the following Christmas the toy to have was a Cyberman helmet/voice changer. Today, well that sort of thing is the domain of specialist shops like Forbidden Planet and to be honest there really isn’t that much of it even there despite the brand-new series and Doctor. For a while, as series one ended and up to around series 5, it was possible to understand Dalekmania, as popular as Jon and Tom had been in the 1970’s – it was never like this. That popularity isn’t sustainable in the long term, but in the few years following this special, with the addition of 2 spin-off shows, well its profile was off the scale.

2005 and all that

Winding back a bit. 2005 – well it seems a long time ago now, a lot of water has passed under a lot of bridges since then. It is a year I have a lot of personal fondness for, despite some of the serious world events surrounding it. ‘Doctor Who’ came back and was wildly popular and my football team won the Champions League for the first time since 1984. It as if my entire childhood had come to life and had come to visit me in my late 30’s. If Dinosaurs had had walked the streets of London, the illusion would have been complete. Elsewhere the aftermath of the Iraq War was rumbling on, as was Afghanistan and that summer I was caught up in the 7/7 bombings in London. The 2012 Olympics had just been awarded to the city, but the celebrations didn’t last long. In those pre-banking crisis days though, the economy was booming, over-heating and austerity and the dark days of Brexit and Trump seemed far away – these days, George W Bush almost seems like a voice of sanity in comparison with the current incumbent of the White House – something we wouldn’t have believed possible back then. It is fair to say that they were very different times.

‘Doctor Who’ had returned in April that year and older people remembered why they had loved it growing up and young people discovered it for the first time and loved it as well. But days after ‘Rose’ aired we had the blow that we were already losing our new Doctor. It felt like a hammer blow to our fragile new show. Rumours started soon after that David Tennant was to take over – someone who I knew from the drama series ‘Blackpool’ (with David Morrissey) and RTD’s version of ‘Casanova’, I’d also seen him in at least one production at the RSC. He had been in a number of Big Finish stories – including a brilliant turn in the ‘Dalek Empire’ series, so I also knew that he was a fan. I have no idea what fandom thought of his appointment at the time, I wasn’t part of any forum and only knew one other fan back then, but personally, I was pretty sure he would be good.

His introduction story itself is pretty straightforward, but we get time to reconnect with Jackie and Mickey and spend some time with Rose. Rather appropriately, as Christmas is a time for family, dysfunctional or not. We have a series of Christmassy set pieces – the Robot Santa band and the homicidal Christmas tree that would become an RTD Christmas trademark. These just about work in the context of a boozy, fun Christmas special, but make no real sense within the plot! We even have a song – I have rather a soft spot for Murray Gold’s ‘Song for `Ten’ – playing as the Doctor picks his outfit in the TARDIS wardrobe, which Rose then glances over appreciatively. As ever, Russell cleverly connects the story of alien contact to the real world – Jackie packing shopping bags of food to take to the TARDIS, her ‘friend’ who keeps fruit-based snacks in his dressing gown, Mickey going around to Jackie’s for Sunday lunch or working in the garage and the ordinary people standing on the roof, waiting for the order to jump.

A Chep bit of voodoo

Set against this, the Sycorax are deliberately alien – skull faces, yellow eyes and voodoo, the humans having to translate their words. Their design is pretty effective I think – they seem a powerful protagonist, that is until the Doctor returns and puts them firmly in their place, towards the bottom rank of alien invaders. The new Doctor gets to swash his buckle, grow a new ‘fighting hand’ and defeat the Sycorax leader in a swordfight over London with the help of a satsuma. For those of you who might not know, tangerines or satsumas were often placed in children’s Christmas stockings back in my childhood – by a generation for whom an orange was the height of luxury – it was as puzzling to me back then, as it sounds like it was to Russell, we had plenty of oranges in the shops when I grew up, but for my Mum and Dad and particularly my Nan they were the stuff of dreams during the austerity of the 30’s, rationing during the war and post-war years.

Enough time now has passed since 2005 to regard this piece through the lens of nostalgia, it is now of its time. This is particularly true of the look and feel of the show. In contrast to the dark graded, sharp HD of modern drama, this is all soft, warm colours, typical of the era of the Tyler family and along with the tanned cast, it looks suspiciously like Christmas was in July that year! In some ways, the colour palette is reminiscent of popular drama of the times – Kay Mellor’s series for example, but it also feels reminiscent of the Barry Letts era, particularly Season 8 – bright and colourful earth-bound stories, surrounded by a family who we know.

It is defended!

The story is also of course political – the connection between the actions of Harriet Jones and the sinking of General Belgrano or to Tony Blair and the Labour government of the time. There is a glorious moment where the PM stops, mid-address to the nation to enquire about the royal family – only to be told ‘They are on the roof!’ – which might be the most RTD thing ever. There is also something prescient about all of this – be careful what you wish for. The Doctor brings down Harriet Jones after she orders Torchwood to destroy the departing Sycorax ship. And we are made to stop and think – because Harriet is right in some respects, good people have died and the Doctor isn’t always there – the people of Earth surely have the right to defend themselves from alien threats, rather than relying on a rather unreliable, mercurial alien? He put the idea of the Earth being so ‘noisy’ into her head himself – it is the element of doubt that directly leads to her actions, she only contacts Torchwood because he isn’t there to help.

Then he brings down an elected PM, a good person who had the interests of her people at heart. That isn’t democratic, why does have the right to do that? He can bring down despots, dictators, false gods or invaders – but an elected PM? As much as it pains me, I’d even draw the line at Thatcher – I don’t think he has that right. Well guess what, the next PM is Harold Saxon – The Master – well done Doctor…I’ll modify what I’ve just said – he does have the right to bring down the elected PM if the PM is The Master. In the real world we had the Tory-liberal coalition and austerity and now the farcical situation we have right now, something that would have been unthinkable back then. In this fictional universe we have the Doctor to thank, in our own it is the electorates of Britain and the US that have brought this on themselves, the rest of us, who actually have a brain, just have to deal with the consequences. There are no magic 6 words to help us.

All those planets, and creatures and horizons. I haven’t seem them yet! Not with these eyes

The final images of the story are Rose and the Doctor about to head off on new adventures out in the universe, choosing a route out into the stars and then a quite dazzling, exciting trailer for series 2 to be aired in the spring of 2006 – Sarah Jane Smith, K9 and Cybermen. I remember looking forward to the next series so much. The day after ‘The Christmas Invasion’ aired, we embarked on our own adventure, we flew to Buenos Aires, on our way to travel down through Patagonia to catch a ship in Tierra del Fuego bound for Antarctica – a place I could never have dreamt of seeing as a child watching Tom’s debut in 1974 on an old black and white TV or waking up on Christmas Day in my Nan’s house, to a Christmas stocking with a satsuma nestled at the bottom. An adventure as exciting for us as a trip in the TARDIS.

They were exciting times for us, adventurous, full of hope – at least for me, you might feel otherwise. Time passes, optimism wanes and I don’t know whether that can ever be regained, but at least I had that feeling once again. When I watch something like ‘The Christmas Invasion’, a Christmas present to us from Russell and his team or particularly when I hear the music of Murray Gold from series 1 and 2, it fills me with some of the optimism I felt at that time. Things were new again, a second chance at childhood and yes, it was going to be fantastic!

Point of Entry by Marc Platt (storyline Barbara Clegg) (2010)

Not marching now in fields of Trasimene,
Where Mars did mate the Carthaginians;
Nor sporting in the dalliance of love,
In courts of kings where state is overturned’d;
Nor in the pomp of proud audacious deeds,
Intends our Muse to vaunt his heavenly verse:
Only this, gentlemen, we must perform
The form of Faustus’ fortunes, good or bad.

So starts Point of Entry by Barbara Clegg and Marc Platt, the words provided by Elizabethan playwright Kit Marlowe who is struggling in the small hours for the inspiration to finish the speech and his latest play. This is the story Doctor Faustus – a tale of magic, dark arts, pacts with the devil and damnation – Point of Entry to some degree follows the same dark path. The story opens in London 1590 – Marlowe meets Don Lorenzo Velez, an emaciated, almost skeletal Spaniard with a reputation for black magic, who is looking for a stone blade from the new world, which has been stolen from a Spanish treasure ship by English buccaneers. In return for help he promises to show Marlowe the worlds of darkness he needs to finish the play:

Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.
Think’st thou that I, who saw the face of God,
And tasted the eternal joys of heaven,
Am not tormented with ten thousand hells
In being deprived of everlasting bliss
?”

Point of Entry is a ‘lost story’ from the 80’s by Barbara Clegg, adapted from her original story outline by Marc Platt for Big Finish. I think is was pitched for season 23, but I can’t see how it would have fitted into either the original proposed run or it’s replacement (Trial of a Time Lord) – especially since it is considerably better than anything in either. This story of alien science as dark magic is divided roughly into three main strands – Marlowe and Velez (the villain of the piece), Peri and Tom (a friend of Kit’s) and the Doctor and Walsingham – coming together at the end with the confrontation with the alien protagonists the Omnim on the pirate ship “The Cormorant’ on the Thames.

Marlowe is an endlessly fascinating character – played beautifully here by Matt Addis. I’ve been interested in him for years, since I read Anthony Burgess’s ‘A Dead man in Deptford’. I’ve seen most of his plays at one time or another – Tamburlaine, Doctor Faustus, The Jew of Malta – one that I have never seen is ‘The Massacre in Paris or Tragedy of the Guise’ his contemporaneous tale of the events of the Massacre of St Bartholomew’s Eve (covered earlier in this thread). He is a magnificent, if rather bloodthirsty writer – a man who lived on the edge – some aspects of his life and death would not naturally be at home in a Doctor Who story for a family audience (maybe more so a New Adventure novel). Here we have his fascination with darkness and magic, his role as a spy in Sir Francis Walsingham’s service (he was Elizabeth’s spymaster), but the more salacious aspects of his life and death life are only touched upon here. He is feverish, obsessional, running towards the darkness offered by Velez, which most people would be repulsed by.

Velez is a fantastic villain, I think up there with the best (I’ve been saying that a lot lately) – emaciated, skeletal, falling apart – a walking, talking cadaver, accompanied by the sound of flies buzzing about his rotting form – almost a personification of death. He is sustained by human sacrifices that renew and restore his decaying form in a similar fashion to Magnus Greel and his distillation chamber – the flesh creeping back along his skeletal hand as Jack (who the Doctor and Peri earlier rescued from the stocks) is sacrificed.

Marlowe is consumed by the madness of trying to finish his play, desperate to experience what Faustus does – Velez drags him deeper and deeper in darkness and magic. Velez even allows him to fly across the world and back in time via the astral plain to the ‘plains of antique Asia’ to see Tamburlaine (the central Asian king from his play ‘Tamburlaine the Great’) and to see the towers of Troy burning and the fire in Helen’s eyes – – mirroring Faustus’s encounter with ‘the face that launched a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium’ . Marlowe has sold his soul to him in return for knowledge of other worlds, history and the dark arts – mirroring the journey of his Faustus. Velez persuades him to look for the missing Aztec blade, which is about to travel up the Thames aboard an English Buccaneer ship fresh from pillaging Spanish gold, to be reunited with the hilt. During a lunar eclipse (the Point of Entry of the title) this will allow his masters – The Omnim who are trapped on an asteroid which is all that remains of their home planet to travel to this world.

The Aztecs are used here largely to provide colour to the story – representing the exotic, dark and barbarous – mass human sacrifice and mutilation of the tongue by cactus thorn. The unknown of the new world brought back to the old world – which as the Doctor and Peri witness can be just as barbaric and far from the ‘Hey nonny, nonny’ of Elizabethan myth. The Aztec connection is through the Obsidian sacrificial blade that calls to Velez, they have the hilt – carved with the feathered serpent of the god Quetzalcoatl. Likewise Velez possesses an obsidian mirror, which acts a portal to the astral plain. The blade is a fragment of the world of the Omnim world, which fell to earth in the jungles of Mexico, the sacrifices nourishing and strengthening the Omnim as they do Velez. It is another layer on top of the already finely drawn portrayal of Elizabethan England, suspicion of the Spanish connection in the aftermath of the Armada and the attacks on Cadiz and the on going plundering of Spanish ships by English privateers.

Nicola Bryant and Peri get some really good material in this one. Her compassion particularly shines though – for ‘Mad Jack’, who they rescue from the stocks and who is eventually sacrificed for Velez. She also gets some fun moments – impersonating Queen Elizabeth in the denouement. Her relationship with the Sixth Doctor far better drawn and played than it ever was on TV – it is a friendship – he clearly cares for her and they gently mock each other instead of the usual bickering – the Doctor slightly crestfallen at Peri choosing the hat he wanted to wear.

Colin Baker is also terrific in this – a much more amiable, softly spoken fellow here than ever on TV. He is also rather wonderfully a figure of fun – not the most nimble of Doctor’s he ends trapped climbing a portcullis trying to break into of the Tower of London (reminded me of Alan Partridge impaled on the railings on his way to a corporate event). The Sixth Doctor’s costume also comes in for some ridicule – Tom refers to the Doctor’s as ‘The Master of the revels’ or the ‘Lord of Misrule’, Sir Francis Walsingham as a prospective court jester. Their relationship is fascinating – Walsinghan (beautifully played by Ian Brooker) has him tortured on a wrack in the Tower, which he takes quite nonchalantly. In this part of the play, Walsingham gives a terrific speech about the cultural and scientific glories of Elizabethan England and how they are surrounded by enemies, which is true – this is not long after the armada (the Spanish king ‘Philip burnt beard’ is mentioned) and he indirectly references the French wars of God (he was in Paris as English Ambassador during the Massacre).

The conclusion where Peri plays Queen Elizabeth (more II than I) aboard The Cormorant and then later in the streets of London descends slightly into farce, much like a comic interlude in an Elizabethan tragedy. Then back to dark drama as Kit reunites the hilt and blade as the eclipse turns the moon blood red and Velez reappears from the dead, the blade causing the mob to riot. The Omnim (creatures that harness vibration and resonance) start to materialize in the shape of Quetzalcoatl, but are defeated by the ringing of bells all across London. The Doctor has a quiet authority here, he is wistful and regretful at the destruction of the Omnim and the fact that Kit is destined to die young in a pointless brawl. Kit in return writes the Doctor into his play in the line ‘where the philosopher ceases, the Doctor begins

Overall, it is one of the strongest of the ‘The Lost Stories’ range – rich, lyrical, dark, funny, exactly the sort of story that I wish Colin Baker had on TV and the sort of performance that would have won me over to his Doctor. Whilst at times feeling very much like a contemporary ‘celebrity historical’ Point of Entry has the room to breathe and a depth of character and sense of period that has been slightly missing in TV historical stories for a while now. Overall, an extremely enjoyable, interesting play touched with darkness and the imagery of death.

The Ultimate Foe by Robert Holmes/Eric Saward/Pip and Jane Baker! (1986)

You are elevating futility to a high art. There is nothing you can do to prevent the catharsis of spurious morality

Eric has been coerced back to finish the last two scripts of the season. He had already started on episode 13 before he resigned. Sadly, just before the transmission of ‘Mysterious Planet’ Robert Holmes had died. Bob was a hero of mine, with the exception of Nigel Kneale, I can’t think of a TV writer whose work I admire more. I’ll write a eulogy some other time, elsewhere in happier times when Bob was at his peak. Before he became too ill, he wrote a story breakdown for the final two episodes and started work on the first – the last episode to be transmitted under his name. Eric returned and took over finishing episode 13 and 14.

The ending was to have been a cliffhanger, the Valeyard revealed to have been an incarnation of Doctor (not some intermediate state) and he and the Doctor in a final battle similar to Reichenbach, were to have fallen into a time vent, nobody sure if either will survive. Eric fought to keep this ending (one that he and Bob had worked on together, so this really was personal), when JNT – actually for understandable political reasons – wouldn’t allow this, Eric refused to allow 13 and 14 to be used. With legal advice, the BBC execs determined that the work he had done on 13 was in house and owned by the BBC, whilst he worked as a freelancer on 14 (he did something similar to allow him to write ‘Revelation of the Daleks’) and so could not be used. All the BBC copies of the script for episode 14 were rounded up and shredded. Pip and Jane were brought in to write it from scratch with no reference to the original story outline.

Sounds like a recipe for a successful conclusion to this story arc, doesn’t it? What could possibly go wrong?

Back in 1983, Channel 4 in the UK screened the whole of the 1960’s TV programme ‘The Prisoner’. I absolutely loved it. I didn’t know too much about it, there weren’t any printed episode guides and the internet was merely a twinkling in the eye of Sir Tim Berners-Lee. So, I made it to the last episode ‘Fall Out’, without any idea of what was going to happen, who was Number 1, what would happen to Number 6, how would all of this madness going to be explained? Well, ‘Fallout’ is one of most insanely brilliant pieces of television that I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t really explain anything (at least as far as I can see) – but that is fine – who expected it to? That isn’t the point of the show. ‘The Ultimate Foe’ similarly dabbles with the surreal, at the end of the thing I am not sure I entirely know what has been going on for the last 14 episodes, but the thing is I’m pretty sure that it meant to tell me?

I will be honest with you, I have absolutely no idea how to review this. I had to watch the thing twice (some parts of it three times) and read the whole transcript just to unsuccessfully try and work out what was going on – something about the Master taking over Gallifrey or a High Council cover-up conspiracy or the darker side of the Doctor or all of them and something called a megabyte modem or maser or particle disseminator or limbo atrophier? To summarise, it has to explain what Glitz and Dibber were doing in ‘Mysterious Planet’, explain the sleepers and their links to Gallifrey, explain why the Earth had moved and became Ravolox, why there was a fireball, explain who if anyone has been changing the evidence in the matrix, explain why the Doctor is on trial, why the Valeyard hates him so much, whether he is guilty or not, what his sentence is – resolve the whole thing in a satisfactory way, additionally work out what to do with Mel, who he hasn’t met yet and resolve some of the questions arising from the death of Peri. The story has a lot riding on it and well with what was going on behind the scenes and the complexity already introduced by the trial along with the way, there wasn’t much chance of that.

On the positive side of things, it manages to be quite entertaining at times, but also total rubbish at the same time. It has bags of atmosphere, mainly thanks to the rather good location filming and some nice spooky moments – children laughing, London’s Bridge is Falling Down etc. The fact that it actually got made is a positive, especially after the death and resignation of its two main architects (has any other ‘Doctor Who’ story exacted such a toll?) – a major achievement in itself. The Victorian industrial fantasy of the matrix works quite well – with striking images of the hand from the barrel, the Doctor being pulled down into the sand – the setting in the Potteries is similarly striking. Colin does also get his big defining speech, which considering what was about to happen is a good thing.

On the other hand, it isn’t a particularly successful way of wrapping up the story of the trial. Originally the Master was to have been the main villain, which is a bit dull, then the Valeyard was going to be a future incarnation of the Doctor gone bad, that he is the evil side of the Doctor is a good idea – the ‘between 12th and 13th incarnations’ bit is just a bit strange, tacked on because JNT didn’t want to waste an incarnation of the Doctor. What we end up with is possibly less problematic for the ongoing series, but that could have easily just been explained away as an alternative timeline anyway.

And the big reveal, well Anthony Ainley of all people decides to underplay this to the extent that it is barely audible! It is almost method acting from him, he really doesn’t like the fact that there is a new villain on block any more than his character does! Talking of Anthony Ainley, he is absolutely ¤¤¤¤ing glorious in this. His appearance on the matrix screen made me laugh so much I rewound it no less than 5 times. I’m chuckling now just thinking about it, it is utterly priceless in a way that the show hasn’t quite seen since Bill Hartnell in his prime or Pat and Frazer mucking about holding hands. It is sheer comedy gold and utterly joyful. He is clearly having a great time, probably the only person connected to this thing who is – he even says ‘I’m present, and enjoying myself enormously!’ After weeks of everyone saying how rubbish things are, having him turn up and gleefully try to steal the show is just brilliant. Anthony Ainley, a man who insisted on wearing a wig on top of his own toupe – after these 14 episodes I could almost kiss him, the mad old bugger.

In contrast, as the Master grows in strength, the Valeyard just falls apart. He turns into a pantomime villain, boo, hiss, comedy sinister laugh. What should have been a great concept and the big reveal are utterly wasted. It is also a waste of an excellent actor.

I hate to do this, but I’m going to anyway – compare it to an earlier story that I like much more. It isn’t fair in some respects, but because of the subject matter and author I can’t avoid it. Episode 3 of ‘Deadly Assassin’ does this much better – OK it has a plastic crocodile and a miniature train, but it is played and directed with such utter conviction that it sweeps all of these obstacles away and really delivers a superb episode set in the fantasy world in the matrix. Here no one quite manages that. Maloney’s direction is far superior and Tom and Bernard Horsfall sell those scenes far better than Colin Baker and Tony Selby manage. That is especially true as episode 13 moves into 14 and there is a moment when you think it might still all be alright – the sequences on the beach are quite effective. After that though all hope is quickly crushed and there is huge drop off in quality between the two episodes. OK, I was looking for it this time around. The production is obviously consistent – same cast, crew, director, but the dialogue is mostly awful and there is lot of random moving about and the explanations and technobabble are so far below what Robert Holmes or even Eric Saward are capable of. We are now deep into Pip and Jane country.

The whole story then proceeds to completely fall apart. Fair enough it is set in a surreal, fantasy world, but I have no idea what happened at the end – the Doctor fiddled with some wires, some stuff came out of the screen, the people in the Trial room survived this by cunningly ducking down as it happened and ermm a machine did something and … Well what happens next is that they all have a laugh together in the trial room like the ending of an episode of ‘Police Squad’ and we have Colin’s last words as the Doctor (‘carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice’) – saying things 3 times is his thing you see. I watched it again just in case I was missing something and I tried again and then read the transcript, I wasn’t missing anything – it is just an utter mess. I know about the really difficult circumstances, the timescales imposed on Pip and Jane – but this is week 14 out of 14 and we need somehow to resolve this whole thing – this whole edifice created in a vacuum of ideas in the aftermath of scrapping half a season, this folly, an albatross around the neck of the production team, writers and actors. It is all too much for anyone, only Pip and Jane kept their cool, stayed professional, stuck it out until the end. They are indomitable, but I’m sorry but the ending of all of this is utter, utter horse¤¤¤¤.

And so the end is near…

Ultimately, the best things about the ‘Trial of a Time Lord’ are the DVD extras. They are genuinely brilliant. Oh and whenever Doctor Who fans need something to discuss and stir up comments, it is always there for us, we only have to reach for it. For those of you who love it or for whom it was their first stepping stone in loving the show, apologies, I’m sure there are things that I like which you really don’t. It isn’t for me, but it’s all part of life’s rich tapestry, it is an utterly misconceived folly, but a character-building experience. I wouldn’t change it, but I just wish I could pop back in time and tell my younger self, don’t worry mate, one day John Hurt will be playing the Doctor and it will all be brilliant.

Terror of the Vervoids by Pip and Jane Baker (1986)

My submission concerns a crisis which threatens the lives not only of a group of people confined together with no means of escape, but would, if unresolved, threaten every mortal being on the planet Earth.

What are you, a comedian?

No, more a sort of clown, actually.

Some context…

So, while the next story is being scripted, Eric Saward resigns, he’s had enough of it all and his relationship with JNT has disintegrated. Two other two-part stories by new writers have fallen apart, Eric’s first thought was to call in Robert Holmes to write the final two stories, but he is really ill, has already had to re-write ‘Mysterious Planet’ thanks to Grade/Powell and Eric has had to start writing the first episode of the final story to Bob’s story breakdown. It has all gone wrong, everything is falling apart, working relationships fraying, everything is suddenly very personal, JNT is really starting to lose any semblance of control, hated by the man he reports to and disliked by his own script editor – who has taken his grievances upstairs to Powell. Before leaving, Eric and John have pressed the big red emergency stop button, broken the glass and called in Pip and Jane Baker.

Now, if I take the piss out of Pip and Jane’s work, please be aware that there is a whole lot of context here and I have a grudging admiration for them. Some people like this season, some love it, some don’t. But make no mistake they had to finish it. Love season 24, love the Cartmel era – ‘Paradise Towers’, ‘Greatest Show’ or the ones I love ‘Curse of Fenric’ or ‘Ghost Light’? None of those happen without Pip and Jane coming in and saving the day. It is difficult to know what would have happened next, but the future – the New Adventures’, McGann, Big Finish, the new series wouldn’t quite have been the same. Ok, so it might have been better to call in Terrance Dicks, but they didn’t, also he knew what happened to Bob Holmes, I wouldn’t have blamed him for saying no if they had asked. Actually, do you know what Terrance would have been ideal for the Trial framework, he was probably better suited to it than Bob Holmes – at least for the basic script logic – he had already done something similar with ‘The War Games’ and ‘Five Doctors’.

So regardless of any of that, Pip and Jane save the day, they really do. I don’t really like any of their stories, I think their dialogue is pretty dire, but they deliver scripts that can actually be made to a timescale. Sometimes that really is enough – there is a job to be done, professional people with pride in their work, roll up their sleeves and get on with it – they might grumble about it, they might not be happy about it – but they are professional. Anyway, Eric is finally persuaded to return to complete the final part of the story, but before that, things will take another twist, a story to tell before the final two parts of this most attritional of seasons.

Part the way through episode one, I realise I am actually quite enjoying this. That, I have to say comes as a pretty major surprise. I never have before. I mean it is pretty bad – actually really bad, but after ‘Mindwarp’ it feels like a relief. I think that I’ve only ever watched these stories in order before (at least once on VHS and more than once on DVD), so it isn’t the ‘marathon effect’ either. Maybe it is different this time because I’ve had to concentrate on the stories this time to write about them – instead of wandering in and out, getting on with other stuff while they are playing? Or maybe it is just a fluke?

Firstly, some things I like. Colin’s narration of opening scenes as the Hyperion Three gets ready for embarkation is rather nice. There is also a strong ‘Doctor Who’ story idea in here, one that I am sure I would enjoy much more in any other era than this. Experimentation producing a new species of plant or human/plant hybrids, body horror and transformation, a murder mystery on a liner, the comment on capitalism – people sacrificed for the economic, slave potential of the Vervoids (‘The most enduring and spectacular empire, Rome, was built on slave labour’). All good stuff for a ‘Doctor Who’ story. However, it suffers from the usual lack of conviction at this point. The exception to this is the woman in mid-transformation slowly becoming a Vervoid – that is quite powerful stuff, I can imagine it being quite scary for a younger audience, but isn’t really developed further. Likewise, the human compost heap – that could be quite horrific. I do understand why – this era has been told by senior execs to dial back the horror and violence, another time these might have been explored better and depicted in a more visceral manner.

Unfortunately, we have the same set of issues familiar for this season all over again – a good, strong central idea, but a script and realisation that really does not do them justice. As in the aftermath of Adric’s death, we really don’t see a strong enough response to her loss in the subsequent episode. Colin is good in these quiet moments (he always is, I wish there had been more of this in his TV era), but it is very much on with the show.

Pease Pottage and carrot juice

In addition to this, we immediately get the introduction of Mel, which is utterly botched and doesn’t help either her or the audience. A cleverer production team could probably have pulled off this sort of narrative leap, but here it just isn’t that great an idea in an already quite complicated, convoluted season. Whilst cutting out the bickering and whining associated with the previous pairing, it is also accompanied by some serious musical theatre acting by Bonnie – all arms and projection and stance. The latter shouldn’t be that surprising, as that was pretty much what she had been doing at this point in time. She needed some direction to tone it down a bit, make it smaller for the smaller screen. However, the producer wanted Bonnie and what we get is what Bonnie does (or at least did back then). For some unaccountable reason she is also wearing the sort of beige ‘leisure suit’ that pensioners sometimes wear on coach holidays. The opening scenes on the exercise bike feel like they beamed down from some sort of alternative reality when ‘Doctor Who’ was made by the team behind ‘Rainbow’ – Rod, Jane and Freddie with their own time machine.

It isn’t just Bonnie, a lot of the cast in this aren’t very good. All of this PERFORMANCE needs toning down – instead we get both our leads all overacting, over-gesturing and over enunciating – all dials at eleven at the same time. Honor Blackman spends most of her time shouting and being unpleasant – like a female Stahlman with a gym pass, she really is better than she shows in this and she isn’t alone. It’s all a bit one-note. The rest range from the merely functional to the pretty bad, the knack of finding an ensemble cast that works seems to have been lost with the likes of Camfield and Maloney and Harper. Even the ‘lesser’ directors from the previous 20 years could put together a cast – surely it is a core skill for a director? This is the cast of ‘Annie’ or possibly ‘Acorn Antiques’ performing ‘Seeds of Doom’ on a 1980’s cruise ship.

Sadly, I am left thinking, couldn’t someone just have found JNT a light entertainment slot to produce instead? I don’t mean that in an insulting way, he’d done his stint on this, really had done his best, produced some great stuff, worked hard and there is absolutely no doubt that he loved the series – he had done his best to ensure its survival, but I’m sure he would have loved doing something in entertainment where he could have exercised that part of his talents better. He loved doing the yearly pantomime in his time off at the end of each season – he was a showman at heart. On that subject, he met Bonnie at a restaurant, Colin at a wedding, Lynda Bellingham at another party, Tony Selby at Lynda Bellingham’s party – so this season, it feels like the casting of the main actors is almost entirely based on the whims of JNT’s social life. That might sound bitchy, it isn’t meant to – everyone uses their professional and social network, but it isn’t really working at this point. Like Saward, for his own sake and sanity, he probably should have moved on during the hiatus. Powell detested him and I think gave it to him as a punishment for the work he did trying to ensure that the series wasn’t completely cancelled.

Murder on the dance floor

Moving on to the plot, the murder mystery aspect of this is also slightly lost on me. I had forgotten it was there, I just assumed that the Vervoids killed everyone. I only finished watching it yesterday and already I can’t remember who was supposed to have done it or what ‘it’ even was – was it the Mogarians, or one of those blokes with Lasky or the bumbling security bloke – all of them? I always remember ‘who did it’ – so much so that I can never be surprised by repeats of any detective series once I’ve seen them. Somehow here though it doesn’t seem important, I can’t really remember who anyone is anyway. To be fair ‘Robots of Death’ isn’t really a murder mystery either – it’s just that the production, cast and script are of massively higher quality than this. It is almost like there is an image of the Silents embedded on the ending of the story and I just keep forgetting what has happened, not enough of it unfortunately, just the bit about what mystery is supposed to be.

The Pip and Jane Effect…

And so to the dialogue, oh the dialogue. Really, what are you supposed to do with….

At least one face not belonging to a stranger.

Far cry from the carefree life of Pease Pottage, eh, Mel?

To be complete, the syllogism only requires its grim conclusion.

Any suggestions why a mineralogist who wanted to see you should be killed?

My dear Melanie, if you wish to pursue this completely arbitrary course, pray hurry along to the Hydroponic Centre and leave me to my static and solitary peregrinations.

What’s a thremmatologist doing in an isolation room wearing a surgical mask?

No matter how you and Professor Lasky rationalise the situation, we should never have proceeded to the point we’ve reached. (that one is an absolute corker!)

What I do want to hear from you is a reason why I shouldn’t throw you in the brig. Fire alarms are not playthings for irresponsible buffoons.

And anticipating your next question, we left the fruit on Mogar. We’re merely taking the shucks as an example to fellow agronomists in earthbound laboratories.

A woman could have dumped me in the waste bin.

I’ll stop there, there are far too many examples, it is just too easy. It feels like a script by a ‘normal’ writer has been fed through a patented Bill Hartnell word mangler and spat out the other end. At least Bill had a genius for it and an excuse. Look, I really don’t mind the more florid stuff, it is supposed to be fun and part of Colin Baker’s schtick, Bob Holmes does that sort of thing really well – so I can’t complain here, rather it is the really tortuous lines that are meant to be naturalistic – every one of them a beat or two too long. They remind me of the classic line in ‘The Sensorites’ ‘Are the hearts of the human creatures on the right or left side of their bodies, or in the centre as in ours?’. Oh, Sensorites, how I long to be watching you instead.

The Vervoids could have been an effective creation, maybe they were if you watched this as a child? I’d be really interested to know, I hope they were and that there were youngsters out there that were scared and thrilled in the same way that I was by the monsters from my youth. Is it just me though, do their heads just look a bit, erm, how to put this delicately, a bit rude? Like an amalgamation of the ‘parts’ of various species – a mash-up of genitalia, an assemblage of reproductive organs, a gathering of gynaecological appendages (sorry went a bit Pip ‘n’ Jane there..). The combination with a boiler suit covered in leaves and the tropical plant colour scheme is just all a bit ineffectual. There are plenty of monsters from the past that this could be aimed at, so it might be a cheap shot, I think it is just by the mid-80’s we start to reach the point where you really couldn’t get away with this anymore.

Overall, production and script issues aside, balancing the mystery aspect, the Vervoids and the trial scenes feels a bit too much of a stretch for the story. The trial aspect does work slightly better here – the bickering is toned back a bit and the Doctor is better in his quieter moments, on the back foot after the death of Peri and as the charge turns into genocide. At this point the threat becomes a bit more serious and we start to see the trial with some jeopardy for the lead – which it should have been from the start. It isn’t exactly gripping or dramatic, but it is a bit better.

How did it come to this?

So ‘Terror of the Vervoids’ could have been OK, doesn’t quite manage it, it isn’t all bad, it just isn’t all that good either. I didn’t hate it, but my enjoyment I realised later was me laughing at it, rather than along with it. Which is incredibly sad – I loved this show, how had it come to this?

One last thought, I do really like Janet the stewardess, she’s the best thing in this – can’t we keep her instead of Mel? She looks like she’s wandered in from another proper TV production by accident. She apparently makes nice coffee as well. Which is nice.

On a side note, my reviews of these stories are also becoming a bit slapdash, as I’ve lost the will to take any of it too seriously. I can’t be bothered checking the facts. So, like the matrix, I’ve maybe become a bit unreliable.

Mindwarp by Philip Martin (1986)

How pathetic and juvenile are your attempts at humour.’ – The Valeyard

Thanks for pointing that out’ – Me

So after ‘Mysterious Planet’, most opinion seems to have it that the next story ‘Mindwarp’ is the highlight of this season, at least from the reviews I’ve seen. The DWM polls count Trial as one story (it really isn’t, despite how it is titled), so don’t help in gauging opinion on this, but I think on here opinion is generally more positive? However, I have to say that I really don’t like it much. I’ll have a go at explaining why – I’m not sure I entirely know myself. The themes – body horror, possession, transformation are such that I should really like it, but for a series of reasons I really don’t, in fact it is one of my least favourite stories in the whole run to date. Which makes me think I really must be missing something – so please feel free to tell me where I am wrong.

So why is this the case? Firstly, the more superficial stuff – I think it looks awful, but not really for any of the usual reasons. Now a lot of old ‘Doctor Who’ doesn’t look that good, it comes with the territory – but this is shot through with lurid pink and greens – it is as if someone accidentally ate the sixth Doctor’s coat and vomited it across the screen. The shots of the planet surface are actually something new and could be really quite effective taken on their own, the twin planet looming large in the sky over the sea – but that bright pink (taken from the script to be fair) whilst alien, also makes everything look cheap and nasty. The interior scenes are at least lit more effectively than most 80’s stories, but again the darkness clashes horribly with the lurid pink costumes.

Secondly, there just seems to be an awful lot of random stuff going on – the usual rubbish rebels, the warlord running around shouting, some typically rubbish guards, Sil and the Mentors bickering, the Doctor back to being boorish and nasty to Peri (we are never told if this is fabricated evidence, the effects of the machine on the Doctor or if he is just a dick – I’m not sure anyone really knew). The trial scenes are also really intrusive here and don’t really help – OK we have the Doctor able to point out that what we are seeing might not be true, that the evidence might be fabricated and we have in the matrix as unreliable narrator – but this doesn’t properly pay off and isn’t returned to until the final episode of the season, when it is botched anyway. The only time these scenes work is in the aftermath of Peri’s death when things are quieter and it starts to feel like drama.

So, stuff happens, mostly in a noisy, garish, unpleasant, often poorly acted way and it manages somehow to be all too bright and dark at the same time (don’t ask me how), people shout and run around a lot and I want to turn the DVD off and go and do something else – that rarely happens to me while watching Who.

Which is a shame. I think because like all of the stories this season, there is a good, strong idea at the heart of this. That central idea of being able to transfer the minds of one individual into another, erasing the other person in the process is quite a scary concept – tapping into what is at the heart of an individual. It is a staple of a show like ‘The Prisoner’, where it is used to disorientating and unsettling effect. The Doctor also does something similar to this via regeneration – but in the process his personality does change – a new person from the old, but retaining the experiences and memories and wisdom – more the Budhhist idea of re-incarnation than the theft of someone’s body and self. The Master does this in taking over Tremas or Bruce to extend his life. It is the sort of idea that I’ve been discussing in my other thread quite a bit and it is something that the series has been good at exploring in the past. That aspect of the story works here – it is just the rest of it that doesn’t for me. Back when people at the BBC knew how to make this stuff (they really don’t have a clue while this is being made), this would have been a pretty good story. As it is, the script needs a good polishing and a director that actually knew what they were doing.

So, the main issue for me I think is that the tone of the piece is all over the place. We lurch from the sub-Flash Gordon antics of Brain Blessed to Sil, who appears to have become the first Edmund Blackadder, then onto the really unpleasant death of Peri. Now that is really nasty – head shaved (an echo of the treatment of collaborators or concentration camp victims – so an act with some pretty unpleasant overtones as well as surgical connotations), mind erased and thrown in the bin and replaced by that of Lord Kiv, who has gone from bumbling old comedy buffoon to complete all-out meglomaniac super-villain in the process.

Nicola Bryant plays it very well – showing she had more potential than she was allowed, constrained by a false accent and the treatment of her character. However, even this aspect is bungled slightly in this am-dram production – her bald cap completely visible in these scenes. JNT later throws all of this away, so it loses much of its power in retrospect anyway. Why wouldn’t she marry Ycranos? I mean he’s quite the prospect isn’t he? So, she gets to be the victim AND married off to someone even less likely than Andred.

So, these scenes are really powerful, I just don’t like them very much. Sara Kingdom dies horribly, but in a heroic act – helping the Doctor deal with the Time Destructor, Katerina’s death is assumed to be heroic, sacrificing herself for the Doctor and Steven, even Adric gets to be both heroic and typically inept at the same time – he is trying his best to save everyone and doesn’t quite get the opportunity to do that. In comparison, Peri is strapped to an operating table and her identity and self, life and memories are thrown away and replaced with someone else, nothing remains. No heroic act, just a really nasty, brutal end to a character who wasn’t really treated very well by the series.

And that last point is it for me, it might have worked well for another character, but after being perved and lusted over by an array of super villains (and it has to be said a fair few of us), tied up, strangled, betrayed by someone she cares about, finally she dies a victim in an act of violation. The Doctor isn’t around to save her, but she doesn’t know that. And then we have the alternative, life with BRIAN BLESSED, where to start with that? I’ll talk about it here, rather than in the review of the final story, but it isn’t the fault of Philip Martin or Eric Saward – her death might be nasty – but it is powerful and shocking, so what do we then do – rob it completely of that, it didn’t actually happen, so don’t fret. It is a horrible, botched effort, completely lacking in any conviction and falls into the morass between script editor and producer – typical of the show at this time.

So, central conceit aside, I’m struggling to recommend in this one. I would really love to like it more. The trial scenes, as ever don’t help at all, they just serve to take you out of the story and are really badly done. And we come to the question of why the Doctor acts like a complete dick in the middle of the story – nobody knows – Philip Martin thinks it because he absorbed some of Ycranos’s mind when in the machine, but it could also be the Valeyard doctoring the matrix evidence or some sort of plan on the Doctor’s part. Ultimately, I don’t care – the idea of the Doctor going bad is something that crops up from time to time, but it only works with a Doctor who is good in the first place, the sixth Doctor acting like a dick isn’t a surprise or particularly interesting at this point. All the good work softening the relationship between our two leads earlier in the season is lost, those moments where the relationship between Nicola and Colin in real life is finally allowed to show and we are back to the start where it all began for the pair, the Doctor abusing Peri. Real or not, I’m not sure it really matters.

And no, I didn’t enjoy writing that much either.

Some thoughts on Peri.

With her ‘death’ in the last story, I thought I should at least put down some quick thoughts on Peri and Nicola Bryant. Nicola is a decent enough actor, as good as most companions in the 80’s, but she suffers from a few factors. Firstly she is lumbered with a fake accent that often makes her sound whiny. She is also extremely attractive – probably the most overtly ‘sexy’ of the era and has to deal with the worst of excess of ‘something for the Dads’ (certainly since Leela) – both in terms of costume and storyline. Time after time she is lusted after and coveted by the villain of the week and let’s be honest here, quite a lot of straight, male fans. Mea culpa. Lastly she falls between two Doctors, without being able to establish herself with the fifth Doctor, she has the rug pulled from under her feet and she has to deal with the sixth Doctor, which doesn’t often make pleasant viewing, even after he calmed down a bit from the nadir of ‘Twin Dilemma‘.

For my money Peri works best with the Fifth Doctor. In particular with the Fifth Doctor and Erimem for Big Finish. She has a sympathetic Doctor to tease and also a strong-willed younger sister/female friend, they work well together and are different enough to be interesting but complimentary. There is absolutely no reason why she shouldn’t work well with the sixth Doctor – the strength of the personal friendship between Colin and Nicola is really obvious when you see then together – they seem to enjoy each other’s company – so why don’t we get to see that more often on screen? There are times when they do work, for example I reviewed ‘Point of Entry’ and they are great together. It’s just that more often than not they tend to bring out the worst in each other, which is almost exactly what you don’t want in a lead pairing isn’t it?

That isn’t down to Colin and Nicola though, both talk about trying to tone down and remove the bickering and arguing for season 23 – it is there in the writing. Peri is a character who loses out badly when the writing isn’t strong or clever enough or just treats her as a victim. There are also examples of this outside of the TV series – if I thought ‘Mindwarp’ was nasty and left a bad taste in the mouth – the Big Finish Fifth Doctor story ‘Nekromanteia’ is off the scale in its sheer unpleasantness.

Overall, the depiction and treatment of Peri isn’t the show’s finest hour. And whilst I’m all for just watching the show in its historical context and not being judgemental of the past (I am after all from there, with more past than future ahead!), watching some of it again doesn’t really look too good in these times. A shame really.

The Mysterious Planet by Robert Holmes (1986)

‘Why do I have to sit here watching Peri getting upset, while two unsavoury adventurers bully a bunch of natives’

So ‘Doctor Who’ has been away for a year and a half. When we left it, the TARDIS was about to leave Necros after a pretty decent story – it was Blackpool bound. We re-join the show after the ‘hiatus’, a period of no real guidance from executives or any change in production personnel – just a load of scrapped scripts and wasted preparation work by directors (Graeme Harper, Fiona Cumming, Mathew Robinson – so much better than the ones we ended up with) – begging the question what was the point of the it all? It achieved nothing for anyone involved – BBC, Production Team, viewers, fans. It is the shows’ own equivalent of BREXIT – a pointless, costly mess that nobody seems to be able to get out of without some horrible cludgy compromise that makes nobody happy. But don’t worry, all is not lost – Eric’s had an idea, and it’s a doozy.

Firstly though, let’s concentrate on this story, rather than the arc and well, some positives.

Straight away the space station effect is a cut above anything seen in the show before. Giving a lie to the view (shared by the key execs) that the show couldn’t deliver this sort of quality – it could, it just needed some money spending on it, a degree of love and care that the senior execs at the BBC are seemingly incapable of at this time. It must have been incredibly frustrating being part of the BBC Special Effects unit – knowing this is the sort of quality that you are a capable of, but never having the time and money to achieve your potential, having to produce inferior output which you know you could do better. I remember seeing Mike Tucker and some of the other team from the late 80’s interviewed and they talked about meeting some girls on a night out, they asked them what they did and they said they did the effects on ‘Doctor Who’ and the girls just laughed at them and said ‘but they are always rubbish’ – I can see that might be a bit of a downer for a young bloke out on the pull! The sequence itself is visually stunning – it still works well now, dark and gothic, the camera tilts as the TARDIS is pulled down to the space station.

‘The Mysterious Planet’ is also clever. That might seem an odd thing to say, maybe it is just me, but to my mind even the most lauded of modern drama’s aren’t really that clever, they are emotionally literate and very well-crafted drama, but they often lack a cleverness that I like and really rather miss. Holmes’s script is literate and intelligent – the society built on three books – ‘Moby Dick’ by Herman Melville, ‘Water Babies’ by Charles Kinsley and ‘UK Habitats of the Canadian Goose’ by HM Stationery Office. Now that is a smart idea, funny too. As is the society outside of the ‘castle’ (the remains of Marble Arch station – Marb station) – those who were supposed to be culled to maintain the population balance of the society.

Entwined in this we have the ‘sleepers’ from Andromeda and their Time Lord secrets – an ‘immortal’ robot running a society just to keep him ‘alive’ and a couple of typical 80’s British TV entrepreneurs/mercenaries that were all the rage during the mid-80’s (think Arthur Daley, or Del Boy or maybe our own earlier Garron and Unstoffe). All set on a planet (the ‘Mysterious Planet’ Ravolox of the story title) that appears to be Earth, but is light years from where it should be. If this were season 14 it would be ‘Face of Evil’, if it were season 15 it would be ‘The Sunmakers’ – nice, clever stories but maybe just a bit average. Unfortunately, it isn’t, the show simply isn’t capable of even that sort of quality at this point.

Sadly, Bob Holmes is ill, suffering from Hepatitis B and his script has just been savaged by Jonathan Powell – someone who achieved a lot in his career, but who I have come to loathe. Thanks to him, Robert Holmes spent the end of his life seriously upset by the sort of criticism that he had never had during his career. Holmes had added the extra humour that he was told Grade required, only then to be told to cut it as Powell didn’t like it. Given all of that, the script isn’t too bad – the character work is good, we get the usual sets of double-acts that Saward appropriated and used in the last transmitted story. Holmes pairs up characters and furnishes them with some lovely, sometimes archaic dialogue. None of the characters quite shine in the same way as those of the past, although some of that is because the casting isn’t as good, but there is good stuff in there all the same.

Another positive is that the relationship between the leads is much better than season 22 – there are a few really nice moments where the obvious friendship between Colin and Nichola really shines through, in a way that it never really did in the previous season – so at least that lesson has been learned. The moment in episode one when they share a smile and walk arm in arm is really rather touching, season 22 would have benefitted from more of that. So that is a definite improvement and is very important in a show with two leads.

So far, so good.

However, as Colin Baker says in the ‘Making of’ documentary perhaps the money from the opening shot could have been spent better elsewhere. He is proved right as things really come crashing down to earth in the very next scene and the quality of the production nosedives. After the beauty of the motion-controlled model shots, we then come to the ‘Trial’ framing device.

The trial set looks cheap and tatty and really is poorly designed. And unbelievably our lead manages to look even worse than he did in season 22. It really beggar’s belief that they didn’t even try to tweak the costume for this season, but to top it off with what looks like a yellow fright wig, well the appearance of the lead just cheapens the production every time he appears. Colin doesn’t even look like the same person who was rolled out before the press in 1984. I can take a cheap effect or piece of set design or a monster build that doesn’t quite work – they are complex, time-consuming, costly things to do – but getting something as simple as a costume for your leading character so badly wrong, something that is cheap and easy to get right, well it never ceases to amaze or annoy me. I would love not to be have to mention it ever again – but it visually ruins every scene it is in. To be fair to Colin he did try to argue for a change in costume, but JNT vetoed this, compounding his original mistake, one of many he makes during this period.

And at this point things start to go horribly wrong. You see, the pointless bickering has only been displaced. Peri has been let off bickering duties, Colin hasn’t. He gets to bluster ineffectually and bicker incessantly in an increasingly unfunny way with the Valeyard. It is awful stuff. Genuinely dispiriting to watch. Probably the main reason why this season contains the stories that I’ve watched least across the whole 55 years of the show. Michael Jayston is decent here, he is a class act – but ultimately wasted in the horrible court banter. Lynda Bellingham is fine, but not really strong enough to lift the courtroom scenes. She shouldn’t have to – but they are interminable and just dreadful stuff and really need someone to. I can’t work out whether Eric wrote these scenes or Bob. In the documentary Eric says that he wrote the linking scenes between stories. I’d like to think that it wasn’t Bob, it is poor stuff, but they are also poorly played by Baker and play to the worst aspects of his performance, rather than his strengths.

Actually, what is wrong is the whole idea of the trial – who thought it was a good idea to have scenes were someone point out how rubbish everything is? I can’t believe JNT allowed the idea to go ahead – did the show not already have enough critics without having the Doctor himself criticise it on screen? Beyond that issue, the trial scenes also take the viewer out of the story. And this is a story which already has Drathro and his two rubbish henchmen (almost as irritating as the Sylvest Twins or Angie and Artie) watching it via a monitor. So, you have the Doctor and the court watching a screen showing Drathro watching the Doctor on a screen. Great, one problem, by this point back in 1986, my TV screen had already been turned off and I’d buggered off to the pub.

Ultimately it is an odd story to the try to re-boot the show with after a reprieve. If made properly, it would be a perfectly adequate mid-season story. However, the show really needed to come back with something really strong and build an audience again – this really isn’t it. It isn’t Robert Holmes’s finest script, it doesn’t really have enough going on for 4 episodes and there isn’t really enough incident or drama in there to hold interest. Combined with this, the production is also pretty awful. The direction is weak and the cast not really strong enough. I have a fair amount of affection for Joan Sims from her ‘Carry On’ days, but she never convinces as Katryca. Her and her tribe bumbling around the woods reminded me of a Children’s BBC production – something like ‘Maid Marion and her Merry Men’, it is almost a parody of ‘Doctor Who’, a spoof. Glitz and Dibber are classic Holmes, but Tony Selby and Glen Murphy are miles away from Iain Cuthbertson and Nigel Plaskitt or Christopher Benjamin and Trevor Baxter or even only a year earlier William Gaunt and John Ogwen in Saward’s ‘Revelation’.

Across the season, the colour palette seems to be based on Colin’s costume. This month, the yellow from his trousers seems to be the colour of choice here. Whilst Peri finally has some clothes on, she is instead dressed like a holiday camp rep from Maplins – why? The ‘rebels’ are the usual pallid, dreary lot (they’ve spent ages underground), again the colour yellow features as it does in the set design and on the robot. Talking of which, effects-wise, Drathro and the L7 Robots look nice enough, but Drathro has little movement and the L7 moves along at the speed of ‘an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping’ to quote Blackadder.

Overall, there is good stuff in this story, but its failings outweigh them unfortunately. That was something that the show really couldn’t afford at this point. And it doesn’t really get the Trial season off to a particularly strong start.

Oh and make these cliffhangers stop, please just make them stop…

Twice upon a Time by Steven Moffat (2017)

‘Oh, I don’t think so. No. Dear me, no. You may be a Doctor, but I am the Doctor. The original, you might say.’

Twice upon a time, is an episode that not one, but two showrunners didn’t really want to make. ‘World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls’ is so comprehensive an ending for the 12th Doctor, it would have actually made a superb ending for ‘Doctor Who’ as a whole. You could stop watching the show at that point satisfied – the Doctor giving everything in one final battle, the ending for the Master is simultaneously both redemptive and not – which is incredibly clever. And then there is that final scene of the Doctor’s dead body lying on the floor of the TARDIS console room – travelling on through eternity. But no Christmas, wouldn’t be Christmas without a ‘Doctor Who’ Christmas Special – so Steven Moffat is wheeled back out one final time, years after he originally thought he was leaving. And a story is conceived during a convention panel. Steven commenting that bringing back the first Doctor would be the only interesting multi-Doctor story left, but William Hartnell was dead and Peter Capaldi commenting that they could ask David Bradley.

I couldn’t quite see how it would work, but it sounded interesting. Would bringing back an older Doctor for the present Doctor’s last story overshadow the end of the 12th? Especially when we had already seen a perfectly good ending. Would it all feel a bit dragged out, like maybe the coda to the 10th Doctor’s time? Would there be a good enough reason to bring back the original Doctor?

‘Sum of your memories?’

More than anything, I think the story is an exploration of memory – Steven is a big fan of the Fifth Doctor – so we get ‘a man is the sum of his memories, a Time Lord even more so’ writ large. Testimony is a ‘good’ version of the Nethersphere or a variation on River and her crew saved within the library or indeed the Matrix – ‘Deadly Assassin’ being another of Steven’s favourite stories. It is a lovely idea. It is also a missed opportunity. If you are going to press the First Doctor into action again – where was Susan? This expectation (given Peter Capaldi’s stated desire to meet her again) is played with in the scene where Bill returns. The 12th Doctor gets Bill Nardole and sees Clara once again – his memories of her returned – it is his farewell. The First Doctor gets bugger all out of this – except to be ridiculed and well, to regenerate, but we’ve already seen that, courtesy of Biddy Baxter and ‘Blue Peter’. Seeing Susan, if only for a moment before the end of his life would have really added something to story of the end of the First Doctor and would have been a fitting tribute to the era – it would also have given him a better reason for refusing to regenerate – wanting to see her one last time in this body. From Paul Cornell’s novelisation of the story it seems pretty clear that he thought so too. As it is, it feels unsatisfying and there is ultimately only the flimsiest of reasons for him to be here.

Mondas Passing

I reviewed ‘Attack of the Cybermen’ last year, a story that supposedly hinges on knowing ‘Tenth Planet’, it isn’t a great story, but you don’t really need to know about ‘Tenth Planet’ for that story any more than you do here. I mean I’m always happy to see that story, it is a favourite of mine and it is very nicely done here, but nice as it is, I’m not really sure why it is here. Likewise, the First Doctor. What is he doing here? It is nice to see him again and I really like David Bradley, so it isn’t a performance issue, but I’m not entirely sure I get it. Unless of course he is here to look down at in a slightly superior manner, at the programme as it was 50 years ago? A young generation of fans have recently got to see the First Doctor and have seen Barbara Wright on Twitch – ‘made of glass’ my arse. It is a real mis-step and a great shame.

Like, say ‘Time Crash’ or ‘Day of the Doctor’, the production is suffused with love – it really is, the TARDIS interior is beautiful, the recreation of the scenes from ‘Tenth Planet’ likewise, but the writing of this aspect doesn’t feel like it is to me. ‘Time Crash’ was a love letter to the 5th Doctor, one of Steven’s favourites, this isn’t unfortunately. My objections are the same as many others and have been done to death, so I won’t dwell on them – but every one of them feels like an irritating dig in the ribs, during something that I am otherwise quite enjoying. Only the ‘smacked bottom’ joke works and pays off – because it is truthful and funny, the ‘women made of glass’ comment is both untruthful and crass, someone should have excised it.

However, I do like the developing relationship between the First Doctor and Bill, that is rather touching at times.

BILL: You’re the first one, yeah? Like, the original version of the Doctor.
BILL: You’re the one who stole the Tardis and ran away.
DOCTOR 1: Oh, I’m sure your Doctor has explained.
BILL: I’m not even sure he remembers.
DOCTOR 1: There were many pressing reasons.
BILL: I don’t mean what you ran away from. What were you running to?
DOCTOR 1: That’s rather a good question.

BILL: You dash around the universe trying to figure out what’s holding it all together, and you really, really don’t know?
DOCTOR 1: You know me in the future. Do I ever understand?
BILL: No. I really don’t think you do. Everyone who’s ever met you does. You’re amazing, Doctor. Never forget that. Never, ever.
DOCTOR 1: Well, that’s very kind of you.

It is nice to see Bill once more, but it felt like her story was perfectly well wrapped up in ‘the Doctor Falls’ and that counts many times over fro the Twelfth Doctor.

Those are the parts that work for me. Not everything has to be a tribute, of course the issues of the past can be addressed, but there are better ways than this.

But for one day, one Christmas, a very long time ago, everyone just put down their weapons, and started to sing. Everybody just stopped. Everyone was just kind.’

Anyway, moving swiftly on. The First World War strand works rather well, Mark Gatiss gives a lovely performance as the Captain – it is funny, wistful and pitched perfectly for ‘Doctor Who’. The tie-up with the character as Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart is rather charming, the salute referencing ‘Death In Heaven’ and in some ways this feels like an end for a character I love so much and a writer smoothing over the ill feeling generated for some by the events at the end of the series 8 finale, which for me was clumsy rather than malicious.

I adjusted the time frame, only by a couple of hours. Any other day it wouldn’t make any difference, but this is Christmas 1914, and a human miracle is about to happen. The Christmas Armistice.’

The ‘Christmas Truce’ was at the top of my list of what Christmassy things haven’t been mined yet for a Christmas Special. It is really rather beautifully done here. Rachel Tallelay’s direction of these scenes is really beautiful (as ever) and the production design is stunning. It is nice also to see Toby Whithouse with Mark Gatiss – a tip of the hat to two of the writers that Steven Moffat has relied on during his tenure. They also both get to be described as ‘handsome’ in the novelisation!

‘We’ll take a cup of kindness yet’

Kindness is a theme running from ‘World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls’. This is even referenced here by the singing of ‘Auld Lang Syne’ during the truce. I think that this comes directly from Steven Moffat – he spoke about it when I saw him interviewed in 2017. I think that he took a real battering over his time as showrunner – from all sides – the more traditional fans, but just as much, if not more from fans who regarded everything he did as sexist, racist etc. Unfortunately, this was something that his children also saw online. The times aren’t kind unfortunately and there is a perfect platform to express your unkind thoughts. In story though, I’m not sure yet whether imploring us for ‘kindness’ is a natural progression for the 12th Doctor, who starts very unkindly and even by ‘Thin Ice’ seems to be fine with a child dying or whether it feels a bit tacked on. Either way it is a welcome aspect of the last 3 episodes of the 12th Doctor’s time and I completely agree with the sentiment.

Random monsters

Before then though, we get a bit of a mis-step. How many people were actually wondering about what happened to Rusty the Dalek? This section reminded me of the matrix in ‘Hell Bent’ or numerous other parts of Steven Moffat stories where random monsters turn up. I know why they are there, but it just feels odd and could have been integrated better into the story.

In the novelisation, which includes some scenes that were excised or shortened, the two Doctor’s pause to explore regeneration and what it means for the person about to change. This is a scene which is truncated on screen, as they are fired at in Villengard. That seems something important to me that is missing here – the reason why the first Doctor in the story.

‘It’ll be fine. You just have to let yourself go. Hold tight to everything you believe. Jump into the darkness. And hope you land safely’

Who I am right now, my consciousness, my … soul.. is about to rip apart. Someone else will walk back out of the storm. A stranger. And that stranger will be me.’

It strikes me that they cut the wrong scenes.

A life this long, do you understand what it is? It’s a battlefield, like this one, and it’s empty. Because everyone else has fallen

And finally, the regeneration, well I feel slightly like we had that in ‘The Doctor Falls’. However, the build up to it is rather lovely. His meeting with Clara and Nardole and well his weariness with the fight and sadness more at going in than his ‘death’. The regeneration – the main event is here, it is fine, the speech sort of works, but it feels slightly too long, maybe one too many beats. There is one last reference to the work of Paul Cornell:

‘Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and never, ever eat pears!’

The ‘Children can hear it sometimes’ line, I think comes from Peter Capaldi himself, there is something to be mined in that, but it didn’t quite hold together for me. Then amongst the pyrotechnics the 12th Doctor is gone and so is Steven, released at last – ‘let go’ and it’s time, as ever and I guess how it should always be, to get on with the next adventure.

Coda

I watched this story on Christmas Day, on holiday in Monterey Bay, California. As I watched it, my smile slowly fading, shrugged a little, then we went out to photograph Sea Otters. The sad part of all of this is that the first thing I think of when I remember ‘Twice upon a Time’ is the way that it treats the First Doctor, not the ending of Peter Capaldi’s 12th Doctor. I still don’t know whether the concept behind the story was flawed or whether the execution just didn’t quite work for me. Anyway, if we really are just made of memories, it is a shame that with a few trims and a little more substance that this one could have been a much happier one. As it is, I’m left clinging to the positives and there are quite a few, but with a sense of sadness for what could have been.

The Dominators by Norman Ashby (1968)

We don’t unfortunately get to choose our ‘birth story’ – it is chance – it really wasn’t in any way considered or planned during your conception. Not even fans do that surely? Children are growing up called Nyssa or Leela or Rose or Martha – but surely nobody thought in 2013 if we work back nine months from the 23rd of November he/she will have the 50th anniversary story as their ‘birth story’? Surely? Unfortunately, I can’t say I’m hugely proud of my birth story – it is more of a table wine than a vintage and a rough one at that – the sort of wine that makes your teeth hurt and gives you a headache just behind your eyes. I feel like I missed some of my favourite stories by a whisker – Season 5 by a few months (I love a base under siege, the rest of you are wrong) and ‘The Invasion’ by a few months the other way, even ‘Mind Robber’ would have been better. Such is life. But, yes having posted a positive review of ‘Battlefield’ I’m on a roll now – I can do this. So, I am going to tell you why ‘The Dominators’ is brilliant. Deep breaths, right I’m going in…

Actually, I really enjoyed watching it this time around. I mean it isn’t much good and episode 3 (I was born the day after) is especially crap, but it is rather fun. So, in that spirit…

The power of three

The best thing by a mile about ‘The Dominators’ are our three regulars. To my mind, there are fewTARDIS teams that is more fun to spend time with than the 2nd Doctor, Jamie and Zoe. I like the melancholy edge that Victoria provides in season 5, which works in contrast to the Doctor and Jamie, but Zoe is rather brilliant in her own way and just works really well with the two of them. In this one, Pat and Frazer give one of their best turns as a comedy double-act, while Zoe gets to be the responsible adult – travelling to the dullest heart of terminally dull Dulkis. While she’s away, the Doctor and Jamie are basically two naughty school boys bunking off school. The whole section of the story at the Dominators ship, were the Doctor and Jamie ‘pretend’ to be stupid is particularly glorious:

RAGO: Brittle skeletal structure. Reasonable flexibility. A certain amount of muscular force. Could be marginally useful. Vulnerable, only one heart.
TOBA: Intelligence?
RAGO: A simple brain. Signs of recent rapid learning. Still, somewhat crude.

JAMIE: What were you up to? That puzzle was easy!
DOCTOR: An unintelligent enemy is far less dangerous than an intelligent one, Jamie.
JAMIE: Eh?
DOCTOR: Just act stupid. Do you think you can manage that?
JAMIE: Oh aye, it’s easy.

RAGO: Test complete?
TOBA: These creatures are useless.

At the start of this the Doctor is on holiday. There is form for this, it normally never ends well. But this actually does feel like a bit of a holiday from the ‘reality’ of season 5, the menace here is so inept, so cardboardy and rubbish that it is genuinely like he’s having a few days off, mucking about. It feels a bit like a holiday special of a 1970’s sitcom where they all go on a day trip to Blackpool or Margate or maybe TV ‘Doctor Who’ has accidentally gone on holiday to the land of ‘TV Comic’ ‘Doctor Who’ – complete with really rubbish Dalek-replacement robots (see the Trods). Elsewhere Jamie gets to throw rocks at Quarks with a new friend who also wears a skirt and shows his pants off and in between moving polystyrene rocks, Zoe gets to wear something that looks a bit like a see-thru gym slip.

Brian Can’t

Second great thing. It has Brian Cant in it. Brian Cant. The voice of ‘Trumpton’, ‘Chigley’ and ‘Camberwick Green’. The man who earned a living arsing about on ‘Play Away’ through my childhood. I love Brian Cant. One of my favourite things in the world, is an episode of ‘Spaced’ (nearly the best comedy series in the world) where the whole story is basically that they get battered and go to a club. It is joyful and cheers me up every time I see it. As our heroes hit the dance floor captions flash up describing their moves. Brian, the experimental artist who doesn’t dance (after an incident involving Dexy’s Midnight Runners ‘Come on Aileen’ in the 1980’s) – it flashes up ‘Brian Can’t’ – which is very silly but makes me smile every time I think about it. As does meeting Brian at a thing about his children’s TV work at the Watershed in Bristol. He was lovely. Watching Windy Miller get pissed on Cider on a big screen in front of an audience was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. So, it has Brian Cant in it playing a complete arse, who irritates Rago so much that he decides to shoot him in the face and Rago really, really wants to conserve power – he spends the entire story telling us this, but Brian manages to annoy him so much he just thinks ‘¤¤¤¤ it – just this once’.

Rebel without cords

If you like attractive young women from the 1960’s in skimpy sci-fi outfits – then we have Zoe, Kando and Tolata. If you like attractive young men in skimpy sci-fi togas then you have Arthur Cox as Cully, sorry doesn’t quite work that does it? Unless of course you’ve always wanted to see Van Morrison wearing a toga? Cully – James Dean crossed with a chartered surveyor, Montgomery Clift does his accountancy exams. He’s the most rubbish rebel in the history of show littered with rubbish rebels. It is brilliantly British – this is the series that gave you Beryl Reid with orange hair as a butch Space Captain. Making Arthur wear a toga is just cruel, he is exposed in all his rotund plumpness, pants regularly on show in his ‘action sequences’. Give the man some trousers. Cully though is great, someone who has transcended his boring, indolent society and wants to see the world and have adventures and fun (sound familiar?). My favourite scene is the one where he pushes a massive boulder, that it would take a bulldozer to shift – unless of course it is actually made out if cardboard, done a ravine to flatten a Quark. Comedy gold. Talking of which.

A couple of shoe boxes, some toilet rolls and some sticky backed plastic…

The Quarks are brilliantly rubbish, but also pleasingly easy to draw when you are a kid. That is something that is underestimated in Doctor Who monsters I think. The Quarks though take that to another level, I reckon as a child I could have built my own Quark costume out of miscellaneous crap lying about the house. Actually, on that subject – Blue Peter – it really weeded out the middle class from the rest of us paupers – I had no idea what fabric conditioner or yoghurt was – or how you could get the containers for such exotic items. I did however know my way around a scrapyard aged 7 and had an uncle who was a welder. Given that, I probably could have made more realistic version of the Quarks than they managed in this. The costume would have weighed about a ton and since I weighed about 4 stone, I wouldn’t have got far in it. Actually, that would have made it about equally as effective as the costumes in this. They are walking fridges with flappy arms. At one point one is tipped over and disabled by Cully sitting on it – these are robots that the Doctor has described as ‘appallingly dangerous’ – really?

Their voices are even worse.

They almost exist only to show how good the design of the Daleks was and how difficult to achieve something like that is – design, writing, vocal performance all thrown into sharp relief by this.

One thing I do like about the Quarks if their line in comedy destruction though – the pair of feet left when one blows up or the aforementioned crushed one, feet still twitching under the ‘boulder’. Their presence and the general b-movie ambiance reminds me of the old black and white Saturday morning serials that used to be repeated when I was a youngster – ‘Flash Gordon’, ‘Buck Rogers’ and ‘King of the Rocket Men’.

The shoulders of giants..

The Dominators themselves are the Gallagher brothers in space aren’t they? If so, Dulcis is their difficult 4th album. Their attempt at the conquest of dreary bunch of reactionary old, toga wearing bores is as poor an effort as ‘Standing on the Shoulders of Giants’. Rago is definitely Noel and Toba Liam. Liam is learning on the job and really isn’t very good at it. He sulks brilliantly like a YTS teenager (an exploitative work experience scheme for those too young or not British) each time he is told by Rago that he can’t just blow things up. Episode after episode of tedious bickering ensues – ‘how many times have I told you not to randomly blow stuff up’? – it feels a bit like ‘how many times have I said don’t throw the sharp chisels at each other’ or how many time have I told you not to leave all of the lights ondo you think I’m made of money? Like Oasis, soon afterwards Rago and Toba split up – just literally this time, in pieces in the Dulican atmosphere.

Give quiche a chance…

I could get into the whole debate about hippies and pacifism and whether you should stand up and fight against fascists or sit around a senate table and ask if they have an appointment! But I’ll just say that this was addressed in a more interesting, nuanced way in ‘The Daleks’, where the Thals are at least still active and vital, not indolent and unquestioning.

Anyway, there is a serious side to the story, but it is easier and actually makes the story much more enjoyable to just view it as a comedy. The sort of drawing room farce, where smart middle class people are appalled as their lives are ruined by accidentally meeting some working class people. I’m not sure who is to blame for that – Derrick Sherwin re-wrote it – so he’s one of the main culprits, he seems to think he made it better, but we’ll never know what the original scripts were like – for good or bad. The direction isn’t terrible, Morris Barry does his best, he tries shooting the Quarks and Dominators from below, to try to give then some menace/scale, but the script and design mean that this was never going to be salvageable. So, I can’t say this is brilliant – it isn’t, it is pretty shoddy and terrible, but it was fun and enjoyable. Luckily, I’m not superstitious as this wasn’t the most auspicious star sign to be born under. They were shooting ‘The Invasion’ when I was born – can I have that one instead?

The Guardian of the Solar System by Simon Guerrier (2010)

So, to the last of the ‘Sara Kingdom’ trilogy. In the moving prologue, Robert’s 21-year old daughter, who Sara helped save, leaves to see the world, never to return, but Robert stays in the house – shouldering the burden that Sara has carried for a thousands years. It is made explicitly clear that the impression that Sara left in the house in ‘Home Truths‘, has given the house judgement. A judgement it didn’t possess before she arrived and accidentally killed the original occupants on the whim of the woman of the house. Sara offers to tell one last story, one which is more explicitly tied into ‘Dalek’s Master Plan‘ than the others have thus far and features an appearance by Mavic Chen and Bret Vyon.

The story she tells is one referenced in ‘Home Truths’ – that of the old men trapped inside a clock. TARDIS lands in a city, contained in which is the mechanism of an enormous mechanical clock, oppressive and noisy. There are old men working in the clock, part of the mechanism – it is revealed later that they are prisoners responsible for the running of the clock. The lock itself is almost a physical presence here – alive – the soundtrack a monstrous tick tocking, pounding of a pendulum and huge mechanical machinery. It is very oppressive and conveys the scale of the clock and teh nightmarish conditions very well.

Ingeniously, the TARDIS has taken Sara back to a time before Master Plan – and she meets Bret and Chen at the facility. The clock is at the heart of Earths’ empire and its hyperspace lanes. Chen as a manipulative politician is well drawn here, trying to persuade Sara that the clock is needed, until he has the taranium being mined, which he says will power space/time travel. His charm almost wins her over – he makes her feel important, like all such politicians do and offers her a job. Despite trying to change the future, Sara fails – saving the Doctor and Steven from the workings of the clock and sadly seeing Bret leave her for the last time before their meeting in ‘The Traitors’. Rather neatly, the destruction of the clock cleverly leads into Dalek’s Master Plan as Chen is forced to come up with another plan, without the hyperspace lanes.

In the house, Robert has switched places with Sara – she is alive again now – feeling the cold again. He has the ability to grant her wishes now and she wished for life and to see the world outside. Finishing the story – Sara just completes the circle and wraps up her story and that of Bret. At the end Robert summons someone to help Sara and provide some explanations of what happened to the other ‘real’ Sara – the TARDIS arrives, containing a later changed Doctor (we don’t know which one). We leave Sara as she has to decide whether to talk to the Doctor or not.

This could be the worst kind of fan fiction, but it is actually much better than that. It ties in beautifully with Dalek’s Master Plan, but more than that it explores Sara’s grief, loss and guilt at her killing of Bret, along with her love for her brother and well, it also looks at the nature of existence – what it is to be alive. Given that Master Plan veers between the great and the frankly bizarre, the trilogy often transcends the source material. It is thoughtful (with well-placed pauses and moments of silence) and has a haunting, eerie quality. This is compounded by the setting – the house at Ely surrounded by the flood waters and the terrific, sparse sound design. I believe that Jean Marsh is rather unwell now and not able to do more work fro Big Finish, however this wonderful trilogy and. a number of other Big Finish releases, plus the narration of the Target audiobooks of ‘Daleks’ Master Plan‘ are a real treat – a lovely coda to the career of an actor who gave great performances in three different roles in ‘Doctor Who’ – she is terrific in these stories and I will continue to revisit them every few years. Very much recommended.